Scoop Poop For Free Wi-Fi?

jbdarkblue

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Maybe if they make that thing closer to ground level we can skip scooping part and train dogs to crap directly in the device.
 

Melon

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With as many free Wi-Fi spots that are available in my area, this seems redundant.
 

bucket

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So it has come to this, bribing people to pick up their dogs shit?
 

TheBuzzer

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most likely people will just start throwing trash into that to give some weight.
 

sfsuphysics

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If there's that much dog shit all over the sidewalk the dog owners need to get their god damn noses shoved in it for not picking it up.
 

Dekoth-E-

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One of many reasons I don't live inside the city. I haven't been reduced to having to pick up animal shit.
 

whiz187

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Bring on the Great Danes!

Or, put them in San Francisco and scoop up all the human shit.
 

FndTheRver

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that's just too silly.... I feel like the beginning of the video should have had Jon Cleese saying "and now for something completely different"
 

Spun Ducky

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The dogs are a cover it is a prototype for the occupy wall street people so they don't shit all over the parks and mess them up as bad. ;)
 

Ripperjack

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I love the irony, considering my current internet connection is SH!T, so might as well pick up sh!t to get a decent internet connection.
 

CEpeep

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Can I get free internet for life if I train a team of dogs to constantly take turns crapping into the device?
 
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