Scoop Poop For Free Wi-Fi?

[HardOCP News]

Would you scoop poop for free WiFi? I can see how this would be abused (rocks / trash) but they really should make something like this.

 

[Term-X]

That has to be the dumbest crap I've heard of in my life.

 

[CommanderFrank]

I've had shit Wi-Fi in the past, but this is past ridiculous.

 

[jbdarkblue]

Maybe if they make that thing closer to ground level we can skip scooping part and train dogs to crap directly in the device.

 

[Melon]

With as many free Wi-Fi spots that are available in my area, this seems redundant.

 

[bucket]

So it has come to this, bribing people to pick up their dogs shit?

 

[TheBuzzer]

most likely people will just start throwing trash into that to give some weight.

 

[sfsuphysics]

If there's that much dog shit all over the sidewalk the dog owners need to get their god damn noses shoved in it for not picking it up.

 

[Dekoth-E-]

One of many reasons I don't live inside the city. I haven't been reduced to having to pick up animal shit.

 

[whiz187]

Bring on the Great Danes!

Or, put them in San Francisco and scoop up all the human shit.

 

[Sniviler]

I have a pet dinosaur ;p

 

[sleepeeg3]

Dumb. Who really comes up with this @#$%?

 

[FndTheRver]

that's just too silly.... I feel like the beginning of the video should have had Jon Cleese saying "and now for something completely different"

 

[Spun Ducky]

The dogs are a cover it is a prototype for the occupy wall street people so they don't shit all over the parks and mess them up as bad.

 

[Chimay]

Pooptacular idea! (don't hate the cheese...)

 

[mynamehere]

So it has come to this, bribing people to pick up their dogs shit?

Maybe they're trying to target those that are too busy Tweeting about their pets business to be bothered cleaning it up.

 

[Ripperjack]

I love the irony, considering my current internet connection is SH!T, so might as well pick up sh!t to get a decent internet connection.

 

[CEpeep]

Can I get free internet for life if I train a team of dogs to constantly take turns crapping into the device?

 

[yixi]

Comedy gold!