Robots are going to ... Milk your Scorpion!

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  1. FrgMstr

    FrgMstr Just Plain Mean Staff Member

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    Are you tired of electrically stimulating your scorpion by hand? Me too. Have no fear, because in the 21st century we have now ushered in the age of robotic scorpion milkers.

    Mr Mkamel and the team created the VES-4 device to be a lightweight and easily portable robot for researchers both in the lab or the field. "It is designed to extract scorpion venom without harming the animal and to provide more safety for the experimenters," explains Mr Mkamel.

    I did not even know that scorpions had udders. Whodathunkit?
     
  2. MartinX

    MartinX One Hour Martinizing While You Wait

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    Robots are taking all the best jobs
     
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  3. naib

    naib [H]ard|Gawd

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    I'd milk your scorpion a euphemism?
     
  4. natos

    natos Limp Gawd

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    I'd like to think I could milk a scorpion in the time it takes me to brush my teeth....but I could be wrong.....:woot:
     
  5. Chupachup

    Chupachup Limp Gawd

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    That graphic on the main page!!! ROFL

    Thanks Kyle!
     
  6. Advil

    Advil [H]ard|Gawd

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    Why does that graphic exist ?!!? LOL. That really, really says something about someone. Not sure what... but it says SOMETHING. :p
     
  7. Burticus

    Burticus 2[H]4U

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    Hey baby, wanna milk my scorpion? Is possibly the worst pick up line ever.
     
  8. rec0d3

    rec0d3 Limp Gawd

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    That picture is killing me inside lmao.
     
  9. FrgMstr

    FrgMstr Just Plain Mean Staff Member

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    My awesome PS skillz!
     
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