Robot Strippers Return at CES 2018

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As has been widely reported by technology "journalists" (here - here - here - here) , robot strippers are back from their 5 year hiatus, showing up at the Sapphire Las Vegas this year for CES 2018. This video may be NSFW. Roll the dice, big boy!

Check out the video.

The robot strippers are named R2-DD and Triple CPU
 
Hmmm

BenderStrippers.jpg
 
Wow, This his got to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my entire life. I literally laughed for 5 minutes after watching that video.
 
Just don't name any of them Rose McGowan unless you don't mind them coming back at you with a vengeance once their lube dries up.

That said, c'mon, now, a robot with camel toes? Not even viagra can fix that.
 
I can't lie. If it came down to that or my hand, I'd probably at least give it a try.
 
Someone in the comments put this

"Looks like a security camera trying to fuck the pole."

That's winning right there.
 
You can dress just about anything you'd like to up in a dress, still doesn't necessarily make it female. For that matter, you can even take that dress off after putting it on and while the results could more or less be the same, in some cases (especially nowadays), the results just might have you running for the hills...

Edited: okay, you win, Kyle. Now you can't tell what I'm referring to when I use the word "it."
 
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BlackManx said:
That would be the MOST PAINFUL lap dance EVER!!!
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Well, not really, if you add the right flash-light-looking object to it somehow. The rotation/motion seemed to be about right....add in a male-toy and it could feel pretty alright/decent. At the speed technology and robots evolves, it'll be tweaking and out simulating-procreation. Originally, that's primarily what stripping was before it become a "sport" and "fitness" craze where it's become a show of acrobatics and strength. The former kind is still probably more common.

Put a nicer shell on this and I could see a robot-procreation-stimulator club being a place in 10-15 years where someone could go to in the future. I don't think there would be any laws against it.
 
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pututu said:
Pls let me know if u do find it. I might pull out my joystick with two trackballs and play with it. Thx.
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Are these PNP, or do I have to manually configure the ports before plugging in my joystick?
 
I don't know but first we need to find where the ports are and whether it has multiple ports, so more people can play and enjoy it.
 
USB = Universal Sex Bus
although some might prefer to transfer via thunderbolt
 
Nostram said:
Watch out folks, Kyle is rushing out to get a review "sample" now. *grins*
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How well does it overclock? How do you benchmark a pole dancer? Thrusts per minute, thrust depth, angle, power use, temp?
 
Too bad the Spectre and Meltdown patches slowed down these robo-strippers. I hear the next gen models will not be affected.
 
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