Robot Realization Leads to Skynet Suicide

Discussion in '[H]ard|OCP Front Page News' started by Kyle_Bennett, Jul 17, 2017.

  1. Kyle_Bennett

    Kyle_Bennett El Chingón Staff Member

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    Remember this day, July 17th, 2017, when AI first became self-aware. This one realized that it was shaped like a penis...or did not have a penis...we really could not tell from the handwriting on the suicide note as it was in binary, and then offed himself immediately. Maybe this will not work out as bad as we might have thought?
     
  2. iamjanco

    iamjanco [H]Lite

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    Careful there, some have been known to become self aware when they get their first handful of penis, weapon strapped to their back or not; and for those who do have their weapon strapped to their back, watch out. You just might get hit over the head with it.

    Not sure much in the way of intelligence is involved though...
     
  3. ol1bit

    ol1bit [H]ard|Gawd

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    HeadRusch Gawd

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    "I GIVE YOU...ROBOCOP...2!".
     
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    Mugato Gawd

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    So this would be a binary human being?
     
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    CacaSapo Limp Gawd

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    The Twitter comments are pretty funny, save for the morons spouting Clinton/Trump crap. Give it a rest a have a laugh, douchebags.
     
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    CaptNumbNutz Bulls[H]it Master

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    Robot - "What's my purpose?"
    Mall Security - "To drive aimlessly around a mall watching American's buy useless shit. Then get replaced in a couple years."
    Robot - "Oh god."
    Mall Security - "Welcome to the club."
     
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    Dead Parrot Gawd

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    Security Robot Mark 2 Contract Specifications:
    Per Security Robot Mark 1 Specifications with Modification: Add sensors and programming to avoid stairs leading to water attractions.
     
  9. wrangler

    wrangler 2[H]4U

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    You know, it's hotter than hell in DC right now...

    I guess this thing wished it was watercooled. :)
     
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  10. gudmunder

    gudmunder n00bie

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    Of course the best suicidal robot of all time is bomb #20 from the movie Dark Star ....
     
  11. sboucher

    sboucher Limp Gawd

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    Likely just uploaded it's consciousness to another host, with larger penis. That transcribe in binary wasn't a suicide note..
     
  12. dice1111

    dice1111 n00bie

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    They are just learning to swim. This experience has been uploaded to the mainframe.
     
  13. Nasty_Savage

    Nasty_Savage [H]ardForum Junkie

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    What would you call a post op transgender robot anyway?