Robot Prostitutes Are The Future

Wow this is crazy I would love to see the beta lmfao

Just make sure the software is a stable release.

Also don't install custom ROMs, make sure it's firewall and anti-spyware is updated. Its all fun and games til some script-kiddy jacks your ride and rips your wee-wee off.
 
If I'm not dead i2050 I will certainly be too old for this. They need to quit screwing around and get this done now. :D :(
 
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it's not illegal and therefore not prosecute-able if it's not a real person now is it.....as a society we are fairly accepting to the idea of feeding any number of machines or paying for gadgets for sex, and it's all legal....
 
it's not illegal and therefore not prosecute-able if it's not a real person now is it.....as a society we are fairly accepting to the idea of feeding any number of machines or paying for gadgets for sex, and it's all legal....

Some "do gooder" out there somewhere with a moral objection will try to change that. They're not doing their job if they're not trying to save us from me and you.
 
Some "do gooder" out there somewhere with a moral objection will try to change that. They're not doing their job if they're not trying to save us from me and you.

Yeah, and that "do gooder" would probably be some Southern Baptist that already wants to outlaw vibrators.
 
Just make sure the software is a stable release.

Also don't install custom ROMs, make sure it's firewall and anti-spyware is updated. Its all fun and games til some script-kiddy jacks your ride and rips your wee-wee off.

Sounds like an awesome Neal Stephenson book idea. :p
 
Paying robots for sex is disturbing, but not as disturbing as robots paying humans for sex.
 
All this ME chatter and not one EDI reference?

Well, I suppose she does forget to recycle the oxygen sometimes...
 
If these robots can learn to make sammiches as well....

women, you are officially obsolete.
 
Nah I don't believe this at all. Human emotion is an important part of sex, whether it be love, domination, submission, power, connection, humiliation, reassurance blah blah everything good or bad under the sun. A robot may be able to simulate emotional reactions but not everyone is going to get what they're looking for.

But i agree that advancements in the methods for masturbation is most certainly one of the most important aspects of the future
 
I mean what is there for me to enjoy from pissing on a robot's face? Nothing I tell you.. This is HERESY!!!!
 
Nah I don't believe this at all. Human emotion is an important part of sex, whether it be love, domination, submission, power, connection, humiliation, reassurance blah blah everything good or bad under the sun. A robot may be able to simulate emotional reactions but not everyone is going to get what they're looking for.

But i agree that advancements in the methods for masturbation is most certainly one of the most important aspects of the future

I know a few divorced guys who would be *perfectly* happy with a sex toy that doesn't have any STDs, is reliable, and doesn't bring *ANY* emotional drama.

All the stimulation of sex without any of the attached strings.
 
I know a few divorced guys who would be *perfectly* happy with a sex toy that doesn't have any STDs, is reliable, and doesn't bring *ANY* emotional drama.

All the stimulation of sex without any of the attached strings.

blokes *say* all sorts of things. but us men deny as we might are still human. nothing could possibly replace that feeling i get deep down when I see that twinkle in her eye as she looks up at me with her face covered in my jizz, as if to say yes I will make you many sammiches...
 
or the tea partier GOP who wants to outlaw porn as a whole.

I think there are more important concerns right now, such as repairing the federal bloat that's happened under the last few administrations, including the current one, and basically trying to preserve what's left of liberty when you have the TSA and DHS behaving like modern day Gestapo. Outlawing porn should is certainly at the bottom of my list of priorities, and I'm one of those so-called right-wing nutjobs that so many on the internet love to hate because they have no clue what we really want. They're pretty sure they know what we want more than we do, but it's funny that they never bother to stop and ask. Fap to whatever you want. I simply want smaller, less intrusive government that obeys the law and doesn't spend the country's future into oblivion now, and more liberty for everyone. How's that bad?

Now if I can spin a little bit of this into the topic, I think robotic companions are a great idea from a capitalist perspective. I consider the market for them, and I consider the investment opportunity that would create, and I also consider the resultant side benefits of the tech advancements.
 
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