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This thread is not nearly as entertaining since the "Skywalder" in the title was fixed.
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Best thing I saw in that was the "The Saga Ends". Thank God!
Unless they completely rewrite Rey's character from the ground up to make her not a "mary sue", I'm giving this a hard pass. Sorry but I have zero interest in watching another movie with an extremely poorly developed character that has no training, no experience and is somehow more powerful than Masters who have decades/centuries more training and experience. Sorry but I'm just not into the whole "girls are bettererer than guys just because" garbage that kathleen and her sjw cronies have tried cramming down our throats. If they want a female to be the most powerful jedi of all time, I have zero problems with that. I have a problem with how unbelievably awful the writing and character development has been surrounding said character. I would rather put up with a movie full of Jar Jar's than the agenda pushing garbage that was TLJ and Solo. Fix it..or fuck off.
Frankly they need to just completely reshoot this entire part of the trilogy. It was god awful from the start.
I know, we have way too many star wars movies now. I remember when star wars only came out like one every 2-3 years. Now there is 1 every six months.
He including the side movie like Solo.ahem.... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars#Film
(Shortest time between any two films, including current ones, is 2 years, almost to the day. Sorry, facts.)
Luke didn't complete his training - he left early, but managed to become awesome. Anikan didn't complete his training - he left early, but was a "genius pilot" as small child. Ben didn't complete his training - his master died with the Jedi. But Rey, who obviously had some combat training when younger, and some training from Luke, and other various mentors in her life is a Mary Sue? Cool story, bro.
Luke was a poor moisture farmer who's grreatest skill was whining. Anikan was poor kid, who could never control his emotions. Ben was just.... a general, with basically no backstory other than he was in "the war." Leia was a spoiled princess. Solo was just a smuggler who did the kessel run in under 12 parsecs. And yet you expect a deep story about Rey and the current crop of characters? Cool story, bro.
Luke becomes a galactic legend, taking out a Death Star, no complaints. Anikan was the best pilot in the galaxy and a strong enough Sith to take out Jedi across the galaxy, no complaints. Now a girl is the best, and you point that out, and it's a problem. Cool story, bro.
Please, tell me more about how wonderful the character writing has *ever* been in SW... And how the other two trilogies weren't godawful. Please, tell me again how the old SW (despite the obviously references to Nazis in Stormtroopers, the obvious racism and sexism of the Empire, and the fascist totalitarian state that is pro-slavery, and is fought against by a diverse set of rebels including women and aliens, and lead by two women, Leia Organa and Mon Mothma) weren't pushing an agenda. Please, tell me more about how having a diverse set of characters instead of just white male is "an agenda." If anything, you are clearly indicating an agenda, bro.
So.... if you don't like it... write your own, or fuck off.
No, he doesn't.
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Unless they completely rewrite Rey's character from the ground up to make her not a "mary sue", I'm giving this a hard pass. Sorry but I have zero interest in watching another movie with an extremely poorly developed character that has no training, no experience and is somehow more powerful than Masters who have decades/centuries more training and experience. Sorry but I'm just not into the whole "girls are bettererer than guys just because" garbage that kathleen and her sjw cronies have tried cramming down our throats. If they want a female to be the most powerful jedi of all time, I have zero problems with that. I have a problem with how unbelievably awful the writing and character development has been surrounding said character. I would rather put up with a movie full of Jar Jar's than the agenda pushing garbage that was TLJ and Solo. Fix it..or fuck off.
Frankly they need to just completely reshoot this entire part of the trilogy. It was god awful from the start.
So, you hate Star Wars then, got it.And yes, the other two Trilogies were actually pretty good. Well, except for Star Wars Episode 1 but that was because it did not make any sense, not because of Jar Jar......
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I love Star Wars. I loved Star Wars before any of the new movies (The Empire Strikes Back is the first movie I remember as a child), and read probably 50+ of the novels and all the tech manuals, back in the 90s and 00s before the crazy expansion and shift to "young adult novels" with the Young Jedi Knights series. But I don't own it, I'm not going to try to stifle it, because it didn't go exactly as I wanted it to. I'm also not going to just make shit up, and pretend like it wasn't pretty crappy in a lot of ways. That dialogue, tho... So bad... So cheesy... Such bad acting... I don't understand how people have forgotten how literally every single movie that has been released has been met with vitriol over the characters, dialogue, story, and acting. The special effects are basically the one saving grace. But really, none of them are so bad, and people will still love SW, and people will still pay lots of money to go see it, despite the Whiny Skywalkers, the hokey religion, the Ewoks, the blatant money grab Christmas Specials and cheesy offshoots, the Jar Jars, and the magical people who do magic that doesn't make sense and the rules keep changing...
But, people need to complain about something, I suppose...
It's 2019, so I should probably post a 45-minute video of myself complaining about how I hate every detail of this. It is, of course, prefaced with a 20-minute explanation of how I'm a superfan and am therefore especially qualified to complain.
He including the side movie like Solo.
Ok. Honestly, I think Episodes 7 though 9 should have been about how the New Republic is kicking butts and taking names, even with the Empire fighting back but no, they had to ruin the story line and make it just a rehash of Episodes 4 through 6.
I mean... wasn't 1-3 a rehash of 4-6? Why do we need another "the hero wins, end of story" movie series? How boring is that?
No, 1 to 3 was not a rehash but was an actual beginning to what occurred in 4 to 6. However, 1 made little sense, even after watching it a few times.
Luke didn't complete his training - he left early, but managed to become awesome. Anikan didn't complete his training - he left early, but was a "genius pilot" as small child. Ben didn't complete his training - his master died with the Jedi. But Rey, who obviously had some combat training when younger, and some training from Luke, and other various mentors in her life is a Mary Sue? Cool story, bro.
Luke was a poor moisture farmer who's grreatest skill was whining. Anikan was poor kid, who could never control his emotions. Ben was just.... a general, with basically no backstory other than he was in "the war." Leia was a spoiled princess. Solo was just a smuggler who did the kessel run in under 12 parsecs. And yet you expect a deep story about Rey and the current crop of characters? Cool story, bro.
Luke becomes a galactic legend, taking out a Death Star, no complaints. Anikan was the best pilot in the galaxy and a strong enough Sith to take out Jedi across the galaxy, no complaints. Now a girl is the best, and you point that out, and it's a problem. Cool story, bro.
Please, tell me more about how wonderful the character writing has *ever* been in SW... And how the other two trilogies weren't godawful. Please, tell me again how the old SW (despite the obviously references to Nazis in Stormtroopers, the obvious racism and sexism of the Empire, and the fascist totalitarian state that is pro-slavery, and is fought against by a diverse set of rebels including women and aliens, and lead by two women, Leia Organa and Mon Mothma) weren't pushing an agenda. Please, tell me more about how having a diverse set of characters instead of just white male is "an agenda." If anything, you are clearly indicating an agenda, bro.
So.... if you don't like it... write your own, or fuck off.
Ignoring the Prequels, Disney had a chance to "fix" all of those valid complaints about Star Wars and instead, doubled down on them.I love Star Wars. I loved Star Wars before any of the new movies (The Empire Strikes Back is the first movie I remember as a child), and read probably 50+ of the novels and all the tech manuals, back in the 90s and 00s before the crazy expansion and shift to "young adult novels" with the Young Jedi Knights series. But I don't own it, I'm not going to try to stifle it, because it didn't go exactly as I wanted it to. I'm also not going to just make shit up, and pretend like it wasn't pretty crappy in a lot of ways. That dialogue, tho... So bad... So cheesy... Such bad acting... I don't understand how people have forgotten how literally every single movie that has been released has been met with vitriol over the characters, dialogue, story, and acting. The special effects are basically the one saving grace. But really, none of them are so bad, and people will still love SW, and people will still pay lots of money to go see it, despite the Whiny Skywalkers, the hokey religion, the Ewoks, the blatant money grab Christmas Specials and cheesy offshoots, the Jar Jars, and the magical people who do magic that doesn't make sense and the rules keep changing...
But, people need to complain about something, I suppose...
Ignoring the Prequels, Disney had a chance to "fix" all of those valid complaints about Star Wars and instead, doubled down on them.
As for the pushing of agenda, my only comment to that is in ye old days of yore... the women fighting side by side beside the guys (or doing something else showing they were just as capable) showed how powerful they were. Today we get the all-female montage where all of the women just magically come together and then go off to fight the bad guys without the guys to show, "We got this", like we got in Avengers: End Game.
Ignoring the Prequels, Disney had a chance to "fix" all of those valid complaints about Star Wars and instead, doubled down on them.
As for the pushing of agenda, my only comment to that is in ye old days of yore... the women fighting side by side beside the guys (or doing something else showing they were just as capable) showed how powerful they were. Today we get the all-female montage where all of the women just magically come together and then go off to fight the bad guys without the guys to show, "We got this", like we got in Avengers: End Game.
Wait, I'm confused... First, when was this time of "women fighting side by side beside the guys"? That *explicitly didn't happen, or when it did, there was all kinds of issues of tropes around them being almost exclusively love interests, or having to sacrifice themselves so the hero could save the day, or being held back. Or they have been "lesser." And everyone was ok with that, it was just "natural." These are well established and documented issues. Now, we finally have a few female heroes who are super powerful, and don't exist primarily to be a sexualized love interest, and it's a problem. We're talking about like less than one percent of the female characters in the movies currently, and it's still "an agenda" and not just slightly correcting the imbalance. Balance would mean that, since men and women are about equal in the population, in a world of magic as a great leveler, statistically, you should find that about half the most powerful people in the world are women.
In the Avengers, I'm assume you're talking about Captain Marvel (and maybe Scarlet Witch)? I think you should take a step back and look at *how many times guys said "stand back I got this"* which you are completely ignoring. You're making my point for me, proving that you have an agenda based on what you have chosen to see and not see. In other words, your blind spot is that men being super powerful is the norm so you don't see how over represented powerful males really are.
You clearly have not seen the Avengers: End Game movie and if you have, you are just being difficult or intentionally obtuse, because the part he is speaking of is most definitely obvious. No, I am not going to say when or who because I do not want to ruin the movie for those who have not seen it yet. And yes, dudes and gals have fought side by side, without the love interest thing so please, you cannot pretend that you have no Agenda.
Oh well, such as things are.
You clearly have not seen the Avengers: End Game movie and if you have, you are just being difficult or intentionally obtuse, because the part he is speaking of is most definitely obvious. No, I am not going to say when or who because I do not want to ruin the movie for those who have not seen it yet. And yes, dudes and gals have fought side by side, without the love interest thing so please, you cannot pretend that you have no Agenda.
Oh well, such as things are.
Last two films are still about a million times better than the prequels![]()
I would agree, some movies force romantic relationships into things when they aren't needed. I didn't think Jyn/Cassian from Rogue One really had any romance between them, but it seems some people say there was. Ripley from Aliens, badass without sexualization. Serenity/Firefly has River Tam was definitely the strongest of all of them, and there was no sexualized love interest there. I would say that Black Widow was every bit the equal of the rest of the Avengers and was not just there to serve as a love interest.Oh, and... Name a couple of action movies where women main characters have fought side by side with men and there hasn't been a major romance with the guy getting the girl, or weren't sexualized. I'll wait.
I would agree, some movies force romantic relationships into things when they aren't needed. I didn't think Jyn/Cassian from Rogue One really had any romance between them, but it seems some people say there was. Ripley from Aliens, badass without sexualization. Serenity/Firefly has River Tam was definitely the strongest of all of them, and there was no sexualized love interest there. I would say that Black Widow was every bit the equal of the rest of the Avengers and was not just there to serve as a love interest.
What do I win?
I think your user name sums you up well... but yea... I have an agenda...
I would agree, some movies force romantic relationships into things when they aren't needed. I didn't think Jyn/Cassian from Rogue One really had any romance between them, but it seems some people say there was. Ripley from Aliens, badass without sexualization. Serenity/Firefly has River Tam was definitely the strongest of all of them, and there was no sexualized love interest there. I would say that Black Widow was every bit the equal of the rest of the Avengers and was not just there to serve as a love interest.
What do I win?
I think your user name sums you up well... but yea... I have an agenda...
Ok. Honestly, I think Episodes 7 though 9 should have been about how the New Republic is kicking butts and taking names, even with the Empire fighting back
but no, they had to ruin the story line and make it just a rehash of Episodes 4 through 6.
My name is rather tongue in cheek as well, as I work with the engineering group within a manufacturing organization, most of whom don't understand what IT is, and who have referred to me in meetings as "that IT guy". As for Jenny... not sure what she is telling you but.....Don't let my calm demeanor fool you! See how I'm clearly raging all the time! hahaha... no. My username is trolling. Sorry that one got past you. ;-) (Or are you suggesting that you're *that* IT guy, that Jenny keeps complaining about providing poor service and sexually harassing her, because that's your name?)
That's great that there's a few. I think it's interesting that the first one you name is a Star Wars movie, which you've been bashing this whole time. I also think it's interesting that you name Firefly, as that's also a series that's been accused of having an agenda. Ripley was widely touted as either ground breaking, empowering, and feminist, a stark contrast to other movies bboth then and now (the Aliens series has been criticized for moving away from that more progressive stance on characters.
Again... I feel like you're making my point for me.
Oh, yeah....
RAAAAAAGE ::stomp fists, slams feet, cries and screems::
Better? :-p
lol we already have Skywalker's back story...he was a farmer's kid until Obi Wan Kanobi got him...after Ani choked out his wife/their mom...
what else do we need to know?
Don't let my calm demeanor fool you! See how I'm clearly raging all the time! hahaha... no. My username is trolling. Sorry that one got past you. ;-) (Or are you suggesting that you're *that* IT guy, that Jenny keeps complaining about providing poor service and sexually harassing her, because that's your name?)
That's great that there's a few. I think it's interesting that the first one you name is a Star Wars movie, which you've been bashing this whole time. I also think it's interesting that you name Firefly, as that's also a series that's been accused of having an agenda. Ripley was widely touted as either ground breaking, empowering, and feminist, a stark contrast to other movies bboth then and now (the Aliens series has been criticized for moving away from that more progressive stance on characters.
Again... I feel like you're making my point for me.
Oh, yeah....
RAAAAAAGE ::stomp fists, slams feet, cries and screems::
Better? :-p
#1 was Lucas trying to make a Disney-ish kids movie a la the Dumb live action Disney movies they were known for in the 60's & 70's. The obvious last minute switch out form a teen anakin to a child killed any 'romance development or character development'. So it was a complete waste. #2 was starting to make up for lost time by bad writing and sudden leaps in plot or character development. No 3 was actually better, but suffered from plot compression due to needing to close the arc and still make up time lost in #1. Long story short. #1 made it nearly impossible for #2 or #3 to be good. And after #2 being not so good, #3 had zero chance of being good despite everything being finally on point.No, 1 to 3 was not a rehash but was an actual beginning to what occurred in 4 to 6. However, 1 made little sense, even after watching it a few times.
#1 was Lucas trying to make a Disney-ish kids movie a la the Dumb live action Disney movies they were known for in the 60's & 70's. The obvious last minute switch out form a teen anakin to a child killed any 'romance development or character development'. So it was a complete waste. #2 was starting to make up for lost time by bad writing and sudden leaps in plot or character development. No 3 was actually better, but suffered from plot compression due to needing to close the arc and still make up time lost in #1. Long story short. #1 made it nearly impossible for #2 or #3 to be good. And after #2 being not so good, #3 had zero chance of being good despite everything being finally on point.
Despite being not good, they weren't franchise destroying and lead to some good spin off properties.