Riot Executive Suspended without Pay for Allegedly Touching, Farting on Subordinates

ianken said:
When did smacking a dudes balls become acceptable behavior?


YEAH, you can really tell the men from the boys in this thread. Holy crap.

Where I work women breast feed/pump all the time. Every building has a room for it, or they use their office. Since we are adults, it's not a big deal.

Yet brotards equate that with not being allowed to grab my balls and fart in my face? GROW THE FUCK UP. Do that shit around me and I'll ensure your employment comes to an end.
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And if you're in such a position as to make those decisions, you'd be well within your rights.
But, other companies don't have to give a flying fuck what you would do or what you think.
The world does not revolve around you, sunshine. Perhaps you should take some of your own advice and grow up.

EDIT: I don't think a single person in this thread suggested this should be A-OK in every company. Personally, if it were going on in a place where I worked, I'd get my resume polished up ASAP but that's me. Others obviously feel diffrently and there's nothing wrong with that. Furthermore, referring to people as "brotards" makes you sound exactly like the kind of people you're trying to shit on.
 
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seanreisk said:
But there is a portion of the male brain that wants that place to exist. Like a National Forest, we want to reserve a few select workplaces so that we can protect and preserve our international Animal House playground-style dude heritage.
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If you're ever in Toronto there's a workplace called Remington's Men of Steel, have at it...
 
I used to hold farts in when I was a manager just to run up to the staff and impress them with my super gas. I was a bad boy! ;)
 
well we was pissing and spitting on each other if we got half a chance, but we was kids / punks in the 70ties, and pretty fucked up generally.
If anyone grab my balls they better cover them in chocolate and suck them, otherwise there will be hell to pay.
 
Well, when someone is unproductive, a good ball-slap will do wonders to focus the mind. That's some immediate feedback from upper management. No memo hassles or notes in your file; just a slap, a "woof", a few moments of pain, and then a, "Thanks, I needed that."

When an entire department or room needs a quick reminder that they're not performing as expected, wouldn't we all prefer a subtle crop-dusting rather than a Saturday morning motivational meeting?

I'm sure there's a chapter in a management book devoted to this stuff.
 
See its BS like this by what can only be described as narcissistic sociopaths which results in ethic training rammed down every employee's throat in the western world where *IF* you are male you are immediately assumed to be a sexual predator and must to taught (yearly) that unwanted advances is not allowed, let alone physical contact.
 
naib said:
See its BS like this by what can only be described as narcissistic sociopaths which results in ethic training rammed down every employee's throat in the western world where *IF* you are male you are immediately assumed to be a sexual predator and must to taught (yearly) that unwanted advances is not allowed, let alone physical contact.
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I wrote a rather lengthy reply as to why you're blaming the wrong issue and what the real culprit is but it would have likely earned me a vacation from the forums for a spell as it was politically charged.

I can only say that....you're wrong. There were never enough workplaces where shit like this was common for it to be the tail that wagged the dog.
 
Laowai said:
I wrote a rather lengthy reply as to why you're blaming the wrong issue and what the real culprit is but it would have likely earned me a vacation from the forums for a spell as it was politically charged.

I can only say that....you're wrong. There were never enough workplaces where shit like this was common for it to be the tail that wagged the dog.
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when you have your 20th aniversary of having "men are bad, men are sexual predators, men do not x near woman" then we can talk. Its insulting, it destroys productivity WHILE it does not actually stop the actual sexual deviants, and some are woman (who are never demonised). This is before getting on for 20years of the same thing but on bribary YET those in the position to actually bribe are still doing it forcing more such training downto those who would never get close to such a situation
 
naib said:
when you have your 20th aniversary of having "men are bad, men are sexual predators, men do not x near woman" then we can talk. Its insulting, it destroys productivity WHILE it does not actually stop the actual sexual deviants, and some are woman (who are never demonised). This is before getting on for 20years of the same thing but on bribary YET those in the position to actually bribe are still doing it forcing more such training downto those who would never get close to such a situation
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Apparently you misunderstood.
The blame does not lie at workplaces like the one discussed in the article because....they....are....not....and....were.....not....ever......common.
I absolutely agree with all the negative things you have to say above, we just disagree on the culprit.
 
Touching genitals at work is not appropriate. In general, I prefer no one touch me at all.
My first job at a tech company had a bro-culture. We used to plan out how to pass gas on a co-worker. I'll admit, it was funny and we always had the thought of getting even. The team I was on consisted of maybe 5-6 guys?
A few of them had no boundaries - one dude crop dusted the CEO. We were in his office working on his system - all I recall is a wall-of-death hitting me. Mr farty-pants was on the floor plugging in cables laughing his ass off. The CEO didn't acknowledge anything - I was about to die. As breaking wind could be considered a medical issue, wonder how a company would handle this? I've been a manager and never came across this topic in all the trainings I've had.
My current job is quite boring. I haven't observed any bro-culture. I'm ok with it. I can go in and just get my work done.
 
Just punch him in the dick every time he does it.

Lesson learned. If they fire you I’m pretty sure they’d settle out of court for obvious reasons.
 
Ball grabbing, ball flicking, farting in faces. Just not dudes I want to hang around with. My girlfriend did this when we were naked. I couldn't get into then either. But, hey that's just me.
 
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... Your girlfriend liked to get naked and fart in your face?
 
When I worked at Motorola I had a woman grab my junk. Everybody laughed. I laughed.

Not really ok for a guy to do that to another guy. Like it was said, "Homey don't play that!".
 
I'm a pretty blue collar guy, former marine, current truck driver, and this behavior just sounds completely pathetic to me. Can't imagine having to deal with a boss like that, what a weirdo.
 
I crop dusted a group vendor people that were hovering near my desk the other day. Im pretty sure they didnt say anything because we're a big client. Still feel bad about that but shit happens. I mean gas. It was just gas. I swear.
 
I have not stopped laughing at all the responses in this thread. Thanks guys. Needed a pick-me-up.
 
I never understood the “bag tag” “game”. If you want to touch another mans junk hey whatever floats your boat and helps you find your lost remote but do it in the privacy of your own home. Touching another mans junk, at work, without consent, is all kinds of wrong. It only ever happened to me once, in high school, and I enjoyed the 3 day vacation.
 
Some of you guys have me rolling. Others take life to seriously.
With that being said there is a time and place to act stupid and have fun but when you are the COO grow up.
 
Laowai said:
I don't think he touched balls or grabbed balls. I think he slapped balls which isn't the same.
Not saying it's appropriate for every workplace or for every person but it's not hard to imagine a company focused on making fucking video games would have a person or two like this.

To anyone who gets on their high horse of righteousness to condemn this guy....lighten the hell up. Not every workplace needs to be a sterile, stodgy, tightassed place.
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It's assault.

IT was stupid when you are a kid the age in the video, and at some point that kid needs to be told to grow the fuck up. Usually that's the parent's job. We as a society are fucking this process up.

See you do stupid shit like that. Your parent would witness it and hand you your ass? Why because THEY will stop before you are really harmed and you need to be a better person.

But we poo-pooed that shit as a society, so now the kids act like fucking juveniles into college. At that point some else hands you your ass and you learn, or if you are lucky you meet some nice females or males who inform you one way or another you are seriously cutting down on your odds of getting laid. But as a society we are making the good old fashioned punch in the face unallowed.

So now a greater portion of the population will keep on being juvenile man children that everyone despises well into adult hood, and we will just be stuck with suing your ass off or tying to get you charged with criminal conduct. This is where that chain of bullshit social nudging puts this.

You want to go engage in these stupid acts with your fellow man-child bros... fine your own space, your own time, and with their consent and cooperation. Because most adults don't want to put up with your shit.

Combine that fact with the nudging, and everyone will start acting like this stuff is the work of the next Hitler because people are morons and society is fucking stupid as a whole. IT is possible that the behavior is generally unacceptable AND that society's current trend of how to react/deal with that is also idiotic and rife with it's own problems.
 
This type of behavior is immensely fucking stupid and has no place at any company.

I would immediately lawyer up if I was one of this guy's subordinates.
 
Upgrayedd said:
Well ain't you just [H] af.

I wouldn't get all pissy over this as long as its not every single time I walk by the dude. Surprise me, make it unexpected, I'll get you back when the time is right.
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So, you like Dudes touching your balls, and you're OK with that.

OK, that's lifestyle choice, but not mine.

And by "getting him back" you're saying you like touching other dudes balls.

Again, lifestyle choice; but if beating Queers is wrong, so is your being gay to non-gays.

Don't try to touch my balls, I won't have to hurt you. Sounds fair to me.
 
DrBorg said:
So, you like Dudes touching your balls, and you're OK with that.

OK, that's lifestyle choice, but not mine.

And by "getting him back" you're saying you like touching other dudes balls.

Again, lifestyle choice; but if beating Queers is wrong, so is your being gay to non-gays.

Don't try to touch my balls, I won't have to hurt you. Sounds fair to me.
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I'm saying I like giving people slight amounts of pain for humor. Which is what is happening, no one is doing this to get a feel for your little grapes, as much as you want to think it is.

Try not to get your balls all twisted up over it.
 
I don't know, still sounds like you got a thing for grabbing balls.
 
Loving this thread. Almost as much as the Nasa vs box thieves thread. Nothing more fun than some feedback about the nether parts of being a human animal farting flesh sac....now where's my japanese scat porn?
 
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