Darunion
Supreme [H]ardness
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If I buy some of this stuff for my gf for Christmas, will she think I'm an idiot?
Less so than if she saw you posting about what she will like for Christmas
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If I buy some of this stuff for my gf for Christmas, will she think I'm an idiot?
How does your gf feel about light bulbs?
for those that don't understand these, if you use them right you can do some interesting things. Our CPA at work has a home built home automation system using them. he had motion sensors in rooms so that say at night he walks into the kitchen it will very dimly turn on the light strip under the cabinets to a purplish hue so that he can see enough to not walk into things but not enough that it will be a blinding light into the bedroom to wake his wife. Then after x minutes of no motion it turns the lights back down. Same for other lights in the house, after a certain time they start turning themselves down or turning off based on movement. When his phone enters his home wifi network (ie he gets home) it will open the garage door and depending on the time of day turn on any needed lights to get in the home. He did all of this himself with a few hundred in "toys". Which sure you can't get away with not having any of that stuff but when you are into tech stuff isn't it fun to play around with things just because. You can buy movies on disc and change out disc or you can have your own person movie server. Which is more techy to do? Same goes for lights.
I don't' think she has a girl friend, but I am not sure. I guess the real question is how close to your girl friend is CreepyUncleGoogle to use her as a reference of taste.
I don't' think she has a girl friend, but I am not sure. I guess the real question is how close to your girl friend is CreepyUncleGoogle to use her as a reference of taste.
I think a name change to CAG is in order
Well, since CreepyUncleGoogle is of the not-dating-anything-ever-again-even-if-hell-freezes-over-and-pigs-fly sort, there's probably no use bothering with that since there's obviously big differences.
You can't creep unless you're an uncle. Aunts just bake cookies and awkwardly smooch nephews during family reunions. It's the uncles that are always mining your datas and having your cheezburgers so a name change would really mess up the whole digging through your stuff thing that being CreepyUncleGoogle has going for it.
Yea, it would change you too much. People flirt with drunk creepy aunts, creepy uncles stop getting invited to get togethers.
I can see google analytics on this now.for those that don't understand these, if you use them right you can do some interesting things. Our CPA at work has a home built home automation system using them. he had motion sensors in rooms so that say at night he walks into the kitchen it will very dimly turn on the light strip under the cabinets to a purplish hue so that he can see enough to not walk into things but not enough that it will be a blinding light into the bedroom to wake his wife. Then after x minutes of no motion it turns the lights back down. Same for other lights in the house, after a certain time they start turning themselves down or turning off based on movement. When his phone enters his home wifi network (ie he gets home) it will open the garage door and depending on the time of day turn on any needed lights to get in the home. He did all of this himself with a few hundred in "toys". Which sure you can't get away with not having any of that stuff but when you are into tech stuff isn't it fun to play around with things just because. You can buy movies on disc and change out disc or you can have your own person movie server. Which is more techy to do? Same goes for lights.
I can see google analytics on this now.
Dude has been up 3 times tonight, determined by hallway light activation. Better start advertising unisom to him on his google searches. Also has used the bathroom 2 times between 1am and 6am - start firing off the prostate doctor adds too.
Lets not forget the hacker that has complete access to the house and turns all the lights on at 100% and disables the ability to turn them off. Or waits until the lights haven't been activated in 3 days to verify no one is home before breaking in and stealing everything.
Sounds like a magnificent world of modern technology.
I can see google analytics on this now.
Dude has been up 3 times tonight, determined by hallway light activation. Better start advertising unisom to him on his google searches. Also has used the bathroom 2 times between 1am and 6am - start firing off the prostate doctor adds too.
Lets not forget the hacker that has complete access to the house and turns all the lights on at 100% and disables the ability to turn them off. Or waits until the lights haven't been activated in 3 days to verify no one is home before breaking in and stealing everything.
Sounds like a magnificent world of modern technology.
I can see google analytics on this now.
Dude has been up 3 times tonight, determined by hallway light activation. Better start advertising unisom to him on his google searches. Also has used the bathroom 2 times between 1am and 6am - start firing off the prostate doctor adds too.
Lets not forget the hacker that has complete access to the house and turns all the lights on at 100% and disables the ability to turn them off. Or waits until the lights haven't been activated in 3 days to verify no one is home before breaking in and stealing everything.
Sounds like a magnificent world of modern technology.
Don't use Nest and that shouldn't be a problem.
As for the other parts... in my example not too much as his stuff is all in home built and doesn't use a public accessible interface. In order for them to hack anything they would have to first hijack his home network and then hack into his server. As for as watching for watching for activations, they can do that now just by watching a house for a few days. I am pretty sure that at least a few of your neighbors know your schedule just for basic observation.
And it's people that live around you that are most likely to break in.