Petition For Blizzard To Remove Guns From Overwatch Nears 14,000 Supporters

Well they banned Kinder Eggs, so guns in video games is naturally next.
 
Are these people totally brainwashed by PC culture or what? it's a first person SHOOTER damn it. What do they think the S stands for?

What will be their next petition? Remove races from RPGs, because they are racist?

Fucking lunatics. You want a game to play with a family that's fine. But you don't go about it by trying to force a game not made for that purpose to change.

We don't look for a second and they try to claim the entire world as their safe space. This must stop.
 
Anyone who's angry, go read some of the signatory's comments, they're pretty hilarious. I'd say there is a 100/1 joke/serious ratio at least.
 
Twisted Kidney said:
You won't find a more hyper-aggressive, paranoid group of professional victims than gun nuts.
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Paranoid? Not sure that word means what you think it means. If you're afraid that the government wants to limit your gun rights which matters to you if you're an enthusiast/nut, and they are constantly actually trying to do just that, that's not really paranoia.
 
Hi, I want my boy to have a video game character as a role model too. I think Mario is the perfect fit, he's not put into a stereotypical muscle bound A&F model, he wears overalls instead of designer clothes, but one thing needs to change... the rampant animal cruelty! If we can remove the stomping mechanism and instead replace it by gently releasing the turtles near a stream or pond then that would be great
 
My contribution to this "petition", spelling errors and all.
 

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Might as well petition for LAN servers, at least that would be trying to accomplish something.

A petition to remove guns from an FPS is akin to removing balls from sports. Sure, it can be done, but that's missing the point. It's part of the game by design.
 
Betaboy1983 said:
I just got the "remove all guns" mod for Quake 1, it even removed my axe. Hard damn game now, and quad damage doesn't seem to do much for me! :D

Silly stuff.
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Without quad damage you tickle attack can only keep the monster down for a little amount of time.
with quad damage you can keep tickling until they wet themselves and is permanent out of the game
 
SixFootDuo said:
What's sad is it's the younger people that are asking for these changes, the 16 to 23 year old crowd. They are more likely to ask that happy meal toys are taken away from children, for more rainbow balloon options at Dollar Tree, weapons to get removed from games. I even read not too long ago our newest generation was petitioning that Kung Fu Theater be removed off TV. These are also the same group of people that are 90% more likely to use a transgender bathroom at Target as well. Probably the craziest thing I've seen in person is a group of generation Carebears having a sit-in at a local Walmart because they carried nerf products.


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Methinks the term "offendatron" is more accurate. These people are perpetually offended at anything in the world that they do not themselves like or relate to.
 
Ducman69 said:
Do you think it was just a joke when SJWs got celebrities to get together and spend millions on the campaign to ban the word bossy? Because they don't want to be bossy, they just want to control what you can and can't say in every minutia. Never underestimate the stupidity of the left when it comes to thought and language policing.

Remember, these are the people that invented "micro-aggressions" (you know, for when you run out of actual aggression to complain about), using "jazz hands" in place of clapping so as not to trigger people, and they have gone so far into "full retard" realm, that they are feeling victimized by receiving compliments.
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Without taking a side on a campaign I never heard of, not saying bossy is far less ridiculous than removing guns from an FPS game. If you don't get that this was an obvious joke, then you need to take your satire detector in for a checkup.
 
pothb said:
Wait, he was sworn in the Quran? Huh, did the news make a big deal out of it? I would've thought even I would've heard about something like that. Though.... maybe I did and just forgot.
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It was a joke because he is so Anti-American in his actions.
 
Maybe a joke? I think the giveaway is in the last part of the last sentence:

"...we will finally have a first person shooter that we can play with our entire family."
 
LOL! i posted this in my Blizznerds group and it has over 50 comments already! trolololol
 
No wonder kids who walk home alone from school get cops called on the parents.

This and the McD's thread on socialism. What is the world coming to?
 
snowcrash said:
No wonder kids who walk home alone from school get cops called on the parents.

This and the McD's thread on socialism. What is the world coming to?
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I don't know. In 1997 I paid a buck for a Whopper. Today it's almost 5 bucks and Minimum has gone up less than 50%. Let's not pretend that it's wages that are driving prices. For that matter, let's not pretend that people are going to stop eating there because the price of a burger goes up 50 cents.
 
I love satire, once I finally realize that what I am looking at is indeed satire.

Poe's Law and all that....

Now get of my lawn, cause these demonic Martians are not going to shoot themselves in the face.
 
SvenBent said:
Without quad damage you tickle attack can only keep the monster down for a little amount of time.
with quad damage you can keep tickling until they wet themselves and is permanent out of the game
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Ah! I'll have to try that! :)
 
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