PC Gamers Are Bad At Sex Stuff

Quix

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What we I play both, does that mean I'm mediocre?

Just kidding, I know that this basically means nothing because their sample size is hilariously low and the method there used is totally unreliable.
 

ol1bit

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LOL, It's an age thing. almost 50...doesn't work as good as it use too.
 

oldmanbal

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Who can make love after watch six hours of porn and giving your johnson 3rd degree burns.
 

CreepyUncleGoogle

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So, er um, I best edit my sig?

Seriously though...based on looking at the linked article I cannot tell if they controlled for all the other differences between xboxers and PC gamers. Someone above said age, someone said kids/family...these are obvious confounders, on the other hand I say xboxers are losers with big fat nasty unibrow girlfriends that have never had an orgasm and rate thier partners high just because they so desperately need the 2 minute role and poke that any human contact, other than from thier "uncle", seems like nirvana, while PC gamers, being largely literate and employed, may have more discerning partners.

:rolleyes:

You now have the best sig in the forum. :)
 

Master [H]

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So what about people who utilize multiple platforms?
What type of games increase performance on said platform?

1 poll means nothing.
 

CreepyUncleGoogle

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I guess ladies really do like "up up down down left right left right B A start"

Seriously, it's A then B! You don't dive for B first and then try to go find A without bathing. Obviously we need to come by your place with the Candy Van to offer a few inexpensive lessons. Don't worry about giving me your address, I can get that from your phone.
 

Phoenix333

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LOL, It's an age thing. almost 50...doesn't work as good as it use too.

I'm almost 500, I'm the only one of my species, and birds don't even have one of those. Not that I'd want one, quite happy with the cloaca, but still, remember that it could always be worse.
 

CreepyUncleGoogle

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I'm almost 500, I'm the only one of my species, and birds don't even have one of those. Not that I'd want one, quite happy with the cloaca, but still, remember that it could always be worse.

Please cook yourself into a turkey sammich for me?
 

volt1up

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We all knew that the PC was a way to compensate. People who put specifications in their signatures in forums are among the most uninteresting in bed and post specifications because their lives are otherwise empty, shallow, and without meaning.

ouch.
 

Absentee

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I also read an article saying Xbox gamers were the best in bed.

Must be from all that practice on my mom that they keep telling me about.
 
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