NSFW: Nutaku Announces World's First Boob-Shaped Console for Adult Gaming

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Adult gaming platform Nutaku, best known for its vast library of hentai titles, has released its first piece of hardware: a breast-shaped, plug-and-play game console featuring more than 200 free-to-play and premium adult games. It’s already sold out, but perverts waiting on new stock can check out a making-of video in the meantime, which explains how the company made a console with a “flesh-like feel” and “nipple-shaped power button.”

Turning on the console is pretty straight-forward. You just got to press the nipple. The "boob" is created out of silicone to give it an authentic feel when touched. But it's pretty cool because it comes with two USB ports, one HDMI port, an audio jack and a wireless internet connection. Certainly the perfect console for those who love adult gaming. Priced at US$169, the console comes in limited quantities.
 

Krenum

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Silicon parts are made for toys! What's next a flighstick shaped like a cock?!
 

The Mad Atheist

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Do they come with free boob and ass mouse pads!?
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here comes the feminist outrage, wait for it, wait for it...
in reason of the recent layoffs of buzzf, and huffp it might take more time than expected...
 

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You know, we don't criticize Nutaku for being a porn-based game company because we think they're Japanese, and the Japanese can get away with stuff like this because they're, well, they're Japanese. They've convinced us that 6 oz of sushi with worth $25.00. Then you find out that Nutaku is actually a Canadian company and your outrage comes out, because you've been fapping to something made by a bunch of unemployed loggers with moose problems.

Silicon parts are made for toys! What's next a flighstick shaped like a cock?!

Man, that's a jet I wouldn't want to fly! "Oh, you're supposed to HOLD that cock? I was wondering what that seat was for... (Awkward!)"


P.S. I have amazing gas, so flying a fighter jet with a cock shaped flight stick would mean I'd probably shoot off all my ordnance before I got close to the target. "Flight control, this Sailor Moon, I'm gonna have to come back for more .. uh .. bullets."


P.P.S. "Sailor Moon, this is Flight Control, you know you don't have to .. uh .. 'perch' on the flight stick, correct? It's not a joystick, you freak."

"Flight Control, this is Sailor Moon, I know that, but I want to be able to see something besides my rudder pedals."

"Uh, this is Flight Control, that's not what ... uh, what I'm trying to say is, think back to that awesome summer in Junior High .."

"Flight Control, this is Sailor Moon, I gag easily in high-G turns."


P.P.P.S. If you aren't sure if you've gone too far, keep going - that's my motto.
 
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Krenum

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You forgive Nutaku for being a porn-based game service because you think they're Japanese, and Japanese are ... well, they're Japanese, they've convinced us that 6 oz of sushi with worth $25.00. Then you find out that Nutaku is actually a Canadian company and your outrage comes out, because you've been fapping to something made by a bunch of unemployed loggers with moose problems.



Man, that's a jet I wouldn't want to fly. "Oh, you're supposed to HOLD that cock? I was wondering what that seat was for... (Awkward!)"


P.S. I have amazing gas, so flying a fighter jet with a cock shaped flight stick would mean I'd probably shoot off all my ordnance before I got close to the target. "Flight control, this Sailor Moon, I'm gonna have to come back for more .. uh .. bullets."
:wideyed:
 

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here comes the feminist outrage, wait for it, wait for it...
in reason of the recent layoffs of buzzf, and huffp it might take more time than expected...

Pervs don't care what Fems have to say unless you challenge them to get into their pants.

Side note: a majority of the feminists I've known are closet pervs that would likely love this when no one was looking ;)
 

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I can't wait for games to make use of this technology. Think of what the Japanese will do with Pokemon Boob.

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c3k

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I think I just figured out how to save thousands for my SO's boob-job! A pair of these and something from Victoria's Secret, and Bob's your uncle!

Or something...

(Seriously, who would WANT to buy these ('cause ya gotta buy 'em two at a time), and, of that population, who could AFFORD them, and who could DISPLAY them???)
 

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Alright, weirdness aside it was kind of interesting watching them make it.. then they said "there's a button with the nipple..." and it went back to weird.
 

MV75

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Boob console? They already buy the xbox and ps. The real boobs bought that sued-ya-boy pirated thing.
 

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Comments did not disappoint.

It's just a shell that goes over a low-power tiny PC running windows 10 and they put a momentary switch for the power button under the nipple. There's the novelty I guess.
 

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All that effort and you can't get the proper sag.

Just 40 year old virgin bags of sand.
 

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Look at that catgirl. This is actually marketed towards anime-watching lesbians.
 

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That looks hot.... literally, I mean how is that getting enough air flow through the bottom to keep it from overheating.
 

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And if you like extra large with that Boob-PC.......

*sigh* and this from a culture who's still has archaic laws on obscenity such that they blur out genitalia...

2 things actually went through my mind when seeing that, first is it is obvious why the birth rate is on a decline in Japan, you have one of those you aren't getting laid, and the second was that it would be hilariously awesome to have a USB port right under the underwear right where the butthole is :D

edit: oh yeah, now i need to clear my youtube watched history ... again.
 

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*sigh* and this from a culture who's still has archaic laws on obscenity such that they blur out genitalia...

2 things actually went through my mind when seeing that, first is it is obvious why the birth rate is on a decline in Japan, you have one of those you aren't getting laid, and the second was that it would be hilariously awesome to have a USB port right under the underwear right where the butthole is :D

edit: oh yeah, now i need to clear my youtube watched history ... again.

lol 1000% right on any chick walks into your place and you have that single 4 life.
 
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