NSFW: Nutaku Announces World's First Boob-Shaped Console for Adult Gaming

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  1. Megalith

    Megalith 24-bit/48kHz Staff Member

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    Adult gaming platform Nutaku, best known for its vast library of hentai titles, has released its first piece of hardware: a breast-shaped, plug-and-play game console featuring more than 200 free-to-play and premium adult games. It’s already sold out, but perverts waiting on new stock can check out a making-of video in the meantime, which explains how the company made a console with a “flesh-like feel” and “nipple-shaped power button.”

    Turning on the console is pretty straight-forward. You just got to press the nipple. The "boob" is created out of silicone to give it an authentic feel when touched. But it's pretty cool because it comes with two USB ports, one HDMI port, an audio jack and a wireless internet connection. Certainly the perfect console for those who love adult gaming. Priced at US$169, the console comes in limited quantities.
     
  2. SeymourGore

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    Doesn't feel right unless you own a pair of these consoles.
     
  3. Krenum

    Krenum [H]ardForum Junkie

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    Silicon parts are made for toys! What's next a flighstick shaped like a cock?!
     
  4. The Mad Atheist

    The Mad Atheist Gawd

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    Do they come with free boob and ass mouse pads!?
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  5. Burticus

    Burticus [H]ardness Supreme

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    I was like.... WTF.... until I saw that mousepad. So it's more like... yeah whatever.
     
  6. funkydmunky

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    You should see their pussy gamepad that comes with it. 8-way clitoral D-pad and recessed vaginal and anal turbo buttons. Modern smooth or classic hairy options.
     
  7. alamox

    alamox Gawd

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    here comes the feminist outrage, wait for it, wait for it...
    in reason of the recent layoffs of buzzf, and huffp it might take more time than expected...
     
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  8. seanreisk

    seanreisk [H]ard|Gawd

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    You know, we don't criticize Nutaku for being a porn-based game company because we think they're Japanese, and the Japanese can get away with stuff like this because they're, well, they're Japanese. They've convinced us that 6 oz of sushi with worth $25.00. Then you find out that Nutaku is actually a Canadian company and your outrage comes out, because you've been fapping to something made by a bunch of unemployed loggers with moose problems.

    Man, that's a jet I wouldn't want to fly! "Oh, you're supposed to HOLD that cock? I was wondering what that seat was for... (Awkward!)"


    P.S. I have amazing gas, so flying a fighter jet with a cock shaped flight stick would mean I'd probably shoot off all my ordnance before I got close to the target. "Flight control, this Sailor Moon, I'm gonna have to come back for more .. uh .. bullets."


    P.P.S. "Sailor Moon, this is Flight Control, you know you don't have to .. uh .. 'perch' on the flight stick, correct? It's not a joystick, you freak."

    "Flight Control, this is Sailor Moon, I know that, but I want to be able to see something besides my rudder pedals."

    "Uh, this is Flight Control, that's not what ... uh, what I'm trying to say is, think back to that awesome summer in Junior High .."

    "Flight Control, this is Sailor Moon, I gag easily in high-G turns."


    P.P.P.S. If you aren't sure if you've gone too far, keep going - that's my motto.
     
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  9. Krenum

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    :wideyed:
     
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  10. sfsuphysics

    sfsuphysics I don't get it

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    Hook up a fleshlight if you want some analog control?
     
  11. Skull_Angel

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    Pervs don't care what Fems have to say unless you challenge them to get into their pants.

    Side note: a majority of the feminists I've known are closet pervs that would likely love this when no one was looking ;)
     
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  12. cbroseinak

    cbroseinak n00b

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    So you use your own Joystick with this, ehh.
     
  13. SvenBent

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    got the mouse here

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  14. DukenukemX

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    I can't wait for games to make use of this technology. Think of what the Japanese will do with Pokemon Boob.

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  15. iamjanco

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    Okay, I came here because of the comments...
     
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  16. Makaveli@BETA

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    lol came for the comments was not disappointed.
     
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    Okay, I came on the comments...
     
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    I think I just figured out how to save thousands for my SO's boob-job! A pair of these and something from Victoria's Secret, and Bob's your uncle!

    Or something...

    (Seriously, who would WANT to buy these ('cause ya gotta buy 'em two at a time), and, of that population, who could AFFORD them, and who could DISPLAY them???)
     
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    I want to be disappointed ...




    But I just can't...
     
  20. sfsuphysics

    sfsuphysics I don't get it

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    Alright, weirdness aside it was kind of interesting watching them make it.. then they said "there's a button with the nipple..." and it went back to weird.
     
  21. MV75

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    Boob console? They already buy the xbox and ps. The real boobs bought that sued-ya-boy pirated thing.
     
  22. w4ffles

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    Comments did not disappoint.

    It's just a shell that goes over a low-power tiny PC running windows 10 and they put a momentary switch for the power button under the nipple. There's the novelty I guess.
     
  23. schmide

    schmide Limp Gawd

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    All that effort and you can't get the proper sag.

    Just 40 year old virgin bags of sand.
     
  24. oldmanbal

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    'A bag of sand? Have you actually felt a womans breast?'

    And seth rogans career was born.
     
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  25. LurkerLito

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    Hmm... I can't quite put my finger on it but I really like this mouse. :D
     
  26. EODetroit

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    Look at that catgirl. This is actually marketed towards anime-watching lesbians.
     
  27. Exavior

    Exavior [H]ardForum Junkie

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    That looks hot.... literally, I mean how is that getting enough air flow through the bottom to keep it from overheating.
     
  28. The Mad Atheist

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    And if you like extra large with that Boob-PC.......

    And lastly, if you go too deep in YT land.
     
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  29. sfsuphysics

    sfsuphysics I don't get it

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    *sigh* and this from a culture who's still has archaic laws on obscenity such that they blur out genitalia...

    2 things actually went through my mind when seeing that, first is it is obvious why the birth rate is on a decline in Japan, you have one of those you aren't getting laid, and the second was that it would be hilariously awesome to have a USB port right under the underwear right where the butthole is :D

    edit: oh yeah, now i need to clear my youtube watched history ... again.
     
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  30. Burticus

    Burticus [H]ardness Supreme

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    The first one is just sad and depressing. The second likely charges by the hour. But if I had to pick, I'm going hourly... ;)
     
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  31. Makaveli@BETA

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    lol 1000% right on any chick walks into your place and you have that single 4 life.