Except that is not the way it works, ever, but you do Linux a disservice by trying to exaggerate Windows realities. Trying to make Linux look good by making others look bad, hmmmmm....., oh well, if you use Linux, you must work within it's limitations.
It's no exaggeration and as someone that uses Linux I find it fantastic. To quote another Douglas Adams quote:
“I’ve come up with a set of rules that describe our reactions to technologies:
Anything that is in the world when you’re born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works.
Anything that’s invented between when you’re fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it.
Anything invented after you’re thirty-five is against the natural order of things.”
Which is pretty much the issue we face regarding the bulk of Microsoft users. It's all they've ever known or all they're used to, push hard enough though and in time they'll come to accept change.