Now Hiring: Chief Pornography Identification Officer

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Want to make $200k a year to watch porn all day? Well, if this is real, they are hiring in China for the position of Chief Pornography Identification Officer. :eek:

Located in Beijing, the listing is for a "Chief Pornography Identification Officer", a job title which better be on your business card. You are to "research and studying pornographic videos and images" as well as create a standard to judge obscenity. You also have to manage and rate the group's porno resources.
 
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Given the nature of a lot of pornography on the internet, I don't think that job would be as appealing as it sounds.
 

DeathPrincess

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Didn't the guy who did something similar in the US quit because watching porn all day left him completely uninterested in any kind of sexual anything?
 

NLW

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Create a standard to judge porno? You mean we need categories other than "fapable," "meh," "gross," and "damn, that's nasty but I just can't stop watching"?
 

LeninGHOLA

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Given the nature of a lot of pornography on the internet, I don't think that job would be as appealing as it sounds.

I had a friend who generated lists for site blocking well before the current crop of enterprise solutions. He said that most of what he saw was repulsive to the point of being disturbing years later.
 

kbrickley

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Yeah ... but what happens if they don't like your standards that you come up with ... then you get to spend the rest of your days in the Chinese Reeducation camp ;)

besides you might get all burned out on Porn if you watched it for work everyday ... You'd get home and your wife would offer to let you watch porn and you'd be like, "Nah, I can't see anymore ... let's watch My Little Pony instead" :p

:D
 

NLW

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Yeah ... but what happens if they don't like your standards that you come up with ... then you get to spend the rest of your days in the Chinese Reeducation camp ;)

besides you might get all burned out on Porn if you watched it for work everyday ... You'd get home and your wife would offer to let you watch porn and you'd be like, "Nah, I can't see anymore ... let's watch My Little Pony instead" :p

:D

False, as you based this argument on the faulty premise that whoever is hired was not watching "My Little Pony" porn all day. :p
 

CreepyUncleGoogle

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That sounds like one of the worst jobs ever...except for the free yogurt and fruits sound nice. The physical examination should include a mental health exam too though because that'd really mess up your poor brain jar.
 

Ehren8879

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stevedave

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$32,000 in China has got to be living like a god. Probably more than $200,000 in America.

I couldn't do it carpel tunnel would kick in after only a few days.
 

Ocean

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i can totally recognize porn chicks by just their labia.

its like a 6 inch fingerprint!



oh, its just to see if it is porn, not whos porn it is. :( nm
 

RogueTadhg

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Given the nature of a lot of pornography on the internet, I don't think that job would be as appealing as it sounds.

This is exactly what I was thinking. I've heard of the horror stories Youtube reviewers have to watch... I'm sure it would be just as bad, if not worse.
 

kbrickley

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I'm always letting things slip through my fingers ... apparently that would be an asset in this job :p
 
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