Newegg- High speed corded "Massager" for mom-$32.79 FS

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Right from the Newegg email... "Something for Mom's home" This has been on Hotdeals before and the newegg customer reviews are always entertaining. Promotion code is EMCYRNX25 but in the past these codes haven't worked for people that aren't subscribed to neweggs emails.

FYI Newegg promotion staff... we are starting to have suspicions about you. :eek:
 
I just came here to post this same ad. There are some things you shouldn't give your Mom. Vibrators are one of them. Herpes is another.
 
hahahhah yeah I thought that was hilarious. However, I don't really think it's marketed as a "stimulation" device...
 
Hm, I have something similar. It's called a "sportbike handlebar" and goes up to 15k rpm :)
 
nonameo said:
hahahhah yeah I thought that was hilarious. However, I don't really think it's marketed as a "stimulation" device...
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Google "Hitachi Magic Wand Massager" and see what you get. Hitachi may or may not know it, but that's a vibrator.
 
This thread comes around every Mother's Day and Valentines Day. It's good to know this crowd has their mind in the gutter all the time. :)
 
Wow, I had to go check my email just to see if they actually put "Something for Mom's home" in there, and what in the hell, they did. That coupled with the picture of a suggestively surprised woman at the top makes one hell of an odd Mother's day email :confused:.
 
One friend's response to the new egg promotional: Apparently Mom wants to look at crystal clear HD displays of tulips whilst getting her rocks off!

Maybe this is a Hot Deal. I do think that someone at Newegg has a cheeky sense of humor.

The newegg promo page in question

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spadefoot said:
I just came here to post this same ad. There are some things you shouldn't give your Mom. Vibrators are one of them. Herpes is another.
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And such a statement should never begin with "I just came."

(I guess it explains the herpes, though...)

(Now wondering what your Father's Day concerns are...)
 
HAHAHAHA look at this con for a newegg review

Cons: My gf steals it from me from time to time. I suspect she might be using it for other(?) purposes.. :|
 
this -

This hand-held wonder is a robust 12 inches in length so you can pinpoint those hard to reach areas.


should be printed on a t-shirt!!
 
I got that email and thought "WTF???" to myself. Glad I wasn't the only one. If I gave that to my mom, she'd be so embarrassed! Newegg....for shame. ;)
 
Now that is just sick sir! lol

Can you imagine someone explaining why they are returning it??
 
ROFLCOPTER

Quoted form the top amazon review.

Sticking it in your "foxhole" is not recommended unless you are into things the diameter of a tennis ball (and I can't be judgmental about that, it's just not for me).
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Personal Massager $32.79

Endless Supplies of laughter from the [H] Community Priceless
 
From the Amazon Product page:

Product Features:

1 yr warranty
2 powerful speeds, low 5000 rpm, high 6000 rpm
Most popular massager for over 30 years
Non phallic appearance
Electric for constant, powerful vibration
 
LMAO.

High def TV deal...check
Vibrator deal...check

Buying for your friends mother so she could combine the 2 for high def porn watching...priceless.
 
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CaptNumbNutz said:
LMAO.

High def TV deal...check
Vibrator deal...check

Buying for your friends mother so she could combine the 2 for high def porn watching...priceless.
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Yeah, totally had the same giggle when they combined those two items.

On a serious note, I can't say enough good things about this toy. If you happen to have a wife or GF who is too shy/insecure at the thought of bringing toys into the bedroom, this is the best way to get them comfortable with the idea. Candlelit massage as foreplay gets them relaxed, then you just let things 'progress' from there. Trust me, they won't tell you to stop. LOL Then, after a few random occasions they're used to the idea, and you can graduate to the accessories offered on Amazon. Not the kind of thing you would do on every occasion obviously, but it's nice to have variety in the bedroom - sometimes you're tired and you just don't feel like putting a lot of effort into your partner, and this item does all the work for you! hehe.
 
Did they really have to advertise this for Mother's Day? Mental pictures, FML....
 
This is actually one of the best vibrators for women. No joke. Many women learn to squirt with the "magic wand".
 
When my brother and I were about 8-10 years old, our father gave us $20 to buy something for mother's day. There was a battery operated massager for about $15 bucks. We had no clue what it was really for. We came so close to getting it, it wasn't funny. In fact, I think we were told it was out of stock which probably wasn't true. The clerks were probably in the back room laughing their asses off.
 
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