Well, you know what they say. If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, walks like a duck, hangs out in areas with other ducks, likes being fed bread crumbs by old guys on the shores of lakes in parks, swims like a duck, has a quack that sounds very similar to that of a duck, and responds when you say, "Heeeeere ducky ducky ducky"...What makes you think that these are not Screenies ?
Maybe if the biscuits were served by clones of Kitten Natividad (or Asia Carrera for the younger crowd)...Too much tension has been built up for too long.
Even if the game was the second coming of MEGA-JESUS, and fully cooked bacon(turkey bacon in areas that can't handle the REAL bacon), fluffy biscuits, cheddar cheese and kickass Canadian made maple syrup rained from the sky on its release date it wouldn't be enough.
We'd be saying it sucked between bites of our maple cheddar bacon biscuits.