Jobs Back On The Job

[HardOCP News]

Steve Jobs is back on the job…I guess that makes headquarters “re-Cupertino!” Get it? Re-Cupertino? Heh, oh well…it made me laugh. In other news, I'm a tard and I laugh at my own jokes.

Jobs, 54, is working from Apple's Cupertino, Calif., headquarters "a few days a week" and working from home the remaining days, Apple spokesman Steve Dowling said Monday.

 

[InorganicMatter]

Back in Black!

 

[Joe Average]

The Reality Distortion Field... now back to semi-full strength, Captain!!!

 

[knothead34]

all ahead to revamping the ipod!!!! <again>

 

[Jakalwarrior]

Guess he somehow dodged the reaper thats been pickin off all of the big name people.

 

[TechieSooner]

all ahead to revamping the ipod!!!! <again>

Or tweaking 300 features and calling them all revolutionary, new, and industry-shaking inventions

 

[pxc]

He'll be back to mistreating people in no time at all!

 

[Joe Average]

Whaddya mean back to mistreating people... you think he ever stopped? Well, I mean, when he was out cold because of the anesthesia maybe, but every waking moment before and after... pishaw

 

[staknhalo]

Someone's sig at another forum I visit :

 

[hPOD]

Someone's sig at another forum I visit :

Not only too soon, but not all that funny.

 

[Citizen86]

I heart Steve Jobs hate threads

 

[staknhalo]

Not only too soon, but not all that funny.

Tell them that, the whole forum has a sig bandwagon of who they want to kick the bucket next.

 

[Citizen86]

Tell them that, the whole forum has a sig bandwagon of who they want to kick the bucket next.

Which forum?

 

[Nemesis999]

Someone's sig at another forum I visit :

LOL

 

[staknhalo]

cdg.net. If you're really gonna be a boyscout and try to go lecture them then lol at you.

lol

 

[Citizen86]

cdg.net. If you're really gonna be a boyscout and try to go lecture them then lol at you.

No gracias

 

[InorganicMatter]

Someone's sig at another forum I visit :

Sorry, but it's pretty low to be actively wishing for the death of another human being.

(Special exception for people like Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin.)

 

[staknhalo]

No gracias

Not you, meant the other dude

Sorry, but it's pretty low to be actively wishing for the death of another human being.

(Special exception for people like Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin.)

Hey, to each his own.

 

[TechieSooner]

LOL

Inaccurate. His mouth is not big enough.

 

[Jester1550]

And Billy should be speaking in all CAPS

 

[Nemesis999]

And Billy should be speaking in all CAPS

The whole thing is in CAPS.

 

[Jester1550]

^^^
Whoops...

for some reason it didn't look like the traditional AWESOMENESS THAT IS ALL CAPS

 

[Joe Average]

COMIC SANS IS ALWAYS... err... Comic Sans always looks like it's CAPS anyway... but if it's Billy Mays, SO BE IT.

 

[petertew]

Someone's sig at another forum I visit :

I lul'ed a bit.