ISIS Threatens Twitter Employees Over Blocked Accounts

webdev511

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One thing normal people and Deash (the derogatory name that ISIS hates being called) have in common. Neither actually read the terms of service. Too bad Twitter can't target them for in feed ads for Kentucky Bourbon, Jimmy Dean Pork Sausage and what ever else pisses them off to no end.
 

pothb

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They only want to kill them after they rape them.

And thereby proving his points. They wouldn't be virgins anymore after being raped. But you never know though, they might become necrophiliacs.
 

Bamboo

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Not to worry. The EU has ISIS on the run.

It's only a matter of time now.
 

foodog

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One thing normal people and Deash (the derogatory name that ISIS hates being called) have in common. Neither actually read the terms of service. Too bad Twitter can't target them for in feed ads for Kentucky Bourbon, Jimmy Dean Pork Sausage and what ever else pisses them off to no end.

And that if it's on the internet it must be true, snopes says so!
 

cptnjarhead

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I can just see it...

Haji - "Abu, Twitter has closed our accounts!"

Abu - "Damn infidels!, Tweet this to everyone, "Kill all the Twitter employees and their families!"

Haji - ................
 

spugm1r3

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Word on the street is, sending death threats to the IT guy will not get your account unlocked. Just sayin... donuts.
 

Quix

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Seeing as they've already threatened to kill of Americans, threatening to kill these Twitter employees is redundant.
 

nutzo

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Wrong religion

Wrong.

You really need to read about what goes on in Afghanistan, Pakistan, and other areas controlled by these extremist from the religion of peace.

Besides, out here in California, there are more problems with teachers than any religious groups, but that's not politically correct to report.
 

J3RK

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Wrong.

You really need to read about what goes on in Afghanistan, Pakistan, and other areas controlled by these extremist from the religion of peace.

Besides, out here in California, there are more problems with teachers than any religious groups, but that's not politically correct to report.

All those times... I said "kill all humans"... I'd always whisper "except one". Fry was that one.
 

mi7chy

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Doesn't their extremist version of Sharia law prohibit the use of infidel technology?
 

wabbitseason

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They only want to kill them after they rape them.

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