In-Flight Internet Service Gets Porn Monitors

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People watching porn on the plane is just another thing you’ll have to deal with now that airlines are offering unfiltered in-flight internet access . I never thought I would say this but, in light of the recent developments, maybe airlines ought to hand out these things. :D

If the person sitting next to you or your child is viewing explicit porn and you're not happy about it, feel free to direct your complaint to the flight attendant.
 
How is it different if they download (legal) porn over the internet, verses watching something they already had stored on thier computer?
 
Watching porn on an airplane? So, who would actually want to do that? I would feel a bit embarrassed, not to mention kind of...um...limited.
 
Yes yes porn on airplanes. But what about the real issue? Porn in space? :p
 
So I guess now anyone can become a member of "The Mile High Club" even from the non-privacy of their coach seats!!! Amazing!!! :)
 
The REAL thing to wait for is, someones kid to ask "Why is that mans computer floating?"

I can't WAIT to hear that one :D
 
I think this entire article fails to mention a very obvious thing worth mentioning....

havent airports sold porno magazines at their kiosks for years? what exactly was the policy up to this point for reading a hustler next to a 12 year old kid on an airplane?

or better yet, what if it's the 12 year old kid reading the hustler? (i love how the most immediate implication draws you to presume some older gentelman in a business suit is masterbating to the most recent bestialty porn while little Timmy watches him in horror.....guess what world, little Timmy probably would like to watch as well, hell we should talk more about what the policy is on "group sharing" for these internet service connections).
 
This brings a whole new use for the puke bags that they provide in every seat pocket.
 
Could you imagine being the flight attendant that has to tell the porn watcher to STOP...heh, that'd be a crappy job.

If you ask me, it should be the Air Marshal's job :D
 
Could you imagine being the flight attendant that has to tell the porn watcher to STOP...heh, that'd be a crappy job.

If you ask me, it should be the Air Marshal's job :D

Could you imagine if YOU were the flight attendant or a passenger next to someone watching pr0n? And it turns out that someone is a REALLY HOT smoking single girl? ;)

All I can say is "Finally, I can join the mile high club" ;)
 
Could you imagine if YOU were the flight attendant or a passenger next to someone watching pr0n? And it turns out that someone is a REALLY HOT smoking single girl? ;)

All I can say is "Finally, I can join the mile high club" ;)
w00t!

...of course she may be SMOKIN HOT, single, and not into guys - in which case I'd be out of luck, unless I were flying out to meet a freaky girlfriend who could help me close the deal ;)

BTW, I think 3M makes a line of very effective laptop privacy screens - they block off-angle viewing.
 
w00t!

...of course she may be SMOKIN HOT, single, and not into guys - in which case I'd be out of luck, unless I were flying out to meet a freaky girlfriend who could help me close the deal ;)

BTW, I think 3M makes a line of very effective laptop privacy screens - they block off-angle viewing.

privacy screens, fantastic....so does the privacy screen extend to the person gently but increasingly quickly massaging their crotch and making groaning noises?
 
I'm not entirely sure I would actually WATCH a porn on the plane. Now, downloading some good porn via Bit Torrent would be nice. Of course, they are probably going to throttle you, but how many people will actually pay the 12.95 to have internet access

 
You lot would do better to avoid porn; ruins your ability to have a proper relationship.

Even talking about it lightly reveals enough...
 
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