Ok, get yer minds outta the gutter So, I am impossible to please when it comes to mice. I always find something to complain about. I have a mouse drawer like some have Holster drawers LOL Amazon had this one on special last week for $15: https://www.amazon.com/Anker-Wirele...id=1495735211&sr=8-3&keywords=ergonomic+mouse It's a goofy looking thing, and I suspected I would hate it but I've never seen anything like it so, wth. For $15 I'll try it. It. Is. AWESOME! Speaking strictly of the ergonomics, it is SO comfortable! Another way it helps me is I suffer from finger-dropsies. My fingers just drop for no reason sometimes, and I end up issuing right-clicks all the damn time that I don't want. Because of the slant, this has completely eliminated that. And the clickers are sure and true. Slightly stiff, which is good for me. Even Logitech's most expensive mouse has SHIT for clickers. Is it perfect? No. It has the guts of a $15 mouse. It's meh 2.4ghz wireless. It only goes up to 1600 DPI. But it has given me something to hunt for now. A mouse designed like this with the guts of a high end mouse.