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What thread?This thread has lost my ability to discern imagination versus reality...
Luckily you still have hair!I glanced in the mirror after my last post in this thread and saw that my entire head of hair had turned completely white.
1 Microwaved graphics card for few minutes, because it has the overheating issues.
2 Plastic around pins were melted and some plugs around interface sockets, the metal part, had some burning coming out.
3 Removed the graphics card, installed it, failed to show anything on the display at all.
4 3rd time PC won't even turn on as in power. The ethernet LED was lit.
4 Tried that again with unplugging cables and having one RAM only in the PC and only the main SSD
5 Now the PC won't turn on at all, ethernet LED is not turning on.
6 tried couple of tricks from the internet to turn it on like have a screw driver on both power switch pins but nothing happens.
7 HELP !!!
You sir are a national treasure.I really hope you used a microwave that is 3000W or higher. If not, what most likely happened is that the longer cook time caused the turbo encabulator magnetic seals to weaken, which led blue smoke escaping the vacuum sealed chambers. When this happens you generally have to desolder the GPU die (since it is located directly under it) and replace it with one from the same generation. I would recommend a Dyson hairdryer, it is cheaper than a hot air station but not as effective. However, it will get the job done, and make sure you get the three prong version, it is able to dissipate ESD. Unlike its two prong counterpart.
Reassembly is pretty straight forward. The only difficult part with be re-balling the GPU die. Now they make templates for some dies, which allows you to drop the lead based solder balls into the correct position. However, if you re unlucky and have to design your own, you can use a 3D printer or a 3D printing pen (a lot cheaper, but harder to deal with). After that, if you have a hot air station you can just heat it up till everything flows and seats and your done! The other way is to use a Coleman induction heater, small iron pipe (to transfer the heat to the die). But you cannot crank it to max without breaking something. So, use some painters tape to hold it down (doesn’t leave any residue behind), flip it upside down and balance it on the iron pipe, set it to mediums. Set the dyson blower to low, and just sweep back and forth on the reverse side of the socket.
That is only for the GPU die itself, since I never replaced a turbo encabulator before, it’s best to Google it and see how others have done it. I would hate for you to follow only my steps and break something.
Good Luck!
Pics or it didn't happen and this is the best troll ever?I want piccys of the sparks!
Yes it will. Try harder and it may even pop a fuse!With all the metal on graphics cards, wouldn't it spark in a microwave? and/or start a fire lol.
Bro. lol.. Read the thread.With all the metal on graphics cards, wouldn't it spark in a microwave? and/or start a fire lol.
from the beginning.Bro. lol.. Read the thread.
Yes it will. Try harder and it may even pop a fuse!
That sounds like more fun. Maybe use tannerite if you have a hard time finding C4... lolLOL nice! Be easier to just blow it with 3 pounds of C4.![]()
How did I miss this thread. Great entertainment. If that was a troll it was fun... if serious also fun and I'm glad the OP was still alive to keep posting.
I admit years back I baked a ATI graphics card... got me another 6 months out of it and when it died I hit it with a somewhat more proper heat gun and got another few months out of it. (and I have to assume at this point traces have got so small that baking a card would be a terrible idea likely to fry your mother board as well)
This had to be a troll though... I mean who doesn't understand at least generally how a microwave works. lol
headed back under his bridge, where he will laugh at us forever.And just like that, OP vanishes with a post count of 169.
169
What a fucking legend.![]()
He's replied to a few other threads, this one's just dead, Jim.headed o
headed back under his bridge, where he will laugh at us forever.
somehow I don't think this thread will ever die....He's replied to a few other threads, this one's just dead, Jim.
I wanted to check in today and see if this was still true...it is.And just like that, OP vanishes with a post count of 169.
169
What a fucking legend.![]()
If it does we can just stick it in the microwave for a couple minutes. The thread necromancer's tool of choice!somehow I don't think this thread will ever die....
Sort of old school. I think today you're supposed to use an Instapot.If it does we can just stick it in the microwave for a couple minutes. The thread necromancer's tool of choice!
This thread should be a stickyI knew it wouldn't / won't die!
Metal in microwave = high-voltage arcs. High-voltage arcs + computer parts = kaputsky. Utterly destroyed graphics card installed in motherboard = shorted out motherboard.
wat?!Okay, video is not important. PS is working good now, with a paperclip.
If powering the PC all together it doesn't turn on.
Turning the case with a screwdriver bridging the power switch doesn't work.
That happens with or without the graphics card connected.
Also, is it possible to turn the PC on without the cpu 4 pins connected?
I have no idea what you're talking about. Whatever you're doing, just stop.Okay, video is not important. PS is working good now, with a paperclip.
If powering the PC all together it doesn't turn on.
Turning the case with a screwdriver bridging the power switch doesn't work.
That happens with or without the graphics card connected.
Also, is it possible to turn the PC on without the cpu 4 pins connected?