Human Augmentation Biohacks Become Mainstream

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Humans are augmenting their bodies with biohacks; chips and other devices inserted under the skin that give new functionality to the individual. These range from simple chip insertions that allow an employee to enter an office building without having to remember to bring their security badge, to sex toys that implant vibrators into the pelvis. From simple magnets implanted under the skin to Tesla CEO Elon Musk raising $27 million for Neuralink Corp to develop brain-computer interfaces; humans are just starting to scratch the surface of hacking our bodies to add more functionality to our everyday lives. The following video is of Moon Ribas; a dancer with implants that allow her to feel earthquakes from around the world.

Digiwell is one of a handful of companies offering similar services, and biohacking advocates estimate there are about 100,000 cyborgs worldwide. "The question isn't 'Do you have a microchip?' Kramer says. "It's more like, 'How many?' We've entered the mainstream." Biohacking raises a host of ethical issues, particularly about data protection and cybersecurity as virtually every tech gadget risks being hacked or manipulated. And implants can even become cyberweapons, with the potential to send malicious links to others. "You can switch off and put away an infected smartphone, but you can't do that with an implant," says Friedemann Ebelt, an activist with Digitalcourage, a German data privacy and internet rights group.
 
These people ain't cyborgs they are just retards. I got a chip to let me know when there is an earthquake, or so that I can get into work.
I got a vibrator implanted into my pelvis because everyone knows, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself cuz big dicks in your ass are bad for your health.

If there was a real augmentation then it would be dope, these rtards are just hipsters that got tired of gauge earrings and sleeve tattoos, but they still do crossfit so they got that going for them.
 
Darunion said:
Nah, I'm good. I saw how that ended up in Deus Ex
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With me breaking into every apartment I could find and stealing their refrigerators, then putting them all in an elevator, where one apparently fell on a body I had hiding in there, killing him instantly and resulting in one of the only deaths I caused through the entire story
 
"Digiwell is one of a handful of companies offering similar services, and biohacking advocates estimate there are about 100,000 cyborgs worldwide. "The question isn't 'Do you have a microchip?' Kramer says. "It's more like, 'How many?' We've entered the mainstream.""

Yeah, man, you can't walk around the flea market without seeing 17 people pointing and saying "there's an earthquake that way!"
 
So when is Edward Diego going to start handing out military grade neural interfaces?
 
This just make it harder to figure out why every day when i wake up the first thing i do is to go "Aaaaa fuck", to be honest i thought it was becuz i am a old decrepid whining SOB,,,,,, but these things make me doubt.
 
I feel like I need 20 hits of acid to make this comprehensible, because I do not see a fucking thing but shit here...........
 
I love young engineers. They will talk to you for hours about how they can better nature and explain in infallible detail how they will do just that and change the world.
Then they grow up and gain the wisdom to realize snowflakes aren't special when everything is unique. Also, that mother nature is a badass engineer and we are stupid shit slinging monkeys trying to read her Wikipedia page.
/speeling
 
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