What really drives me nuts is HP's website. It says, "HP 3PAR StoreServ 8000 Storage with a starting all-flash price of $19,000 USD." I mean, I don't want an all-flash solution, but it looks like the 8000 series is the starting model. The lowest "numerical" model is the 8200 which says "All Flash Starter Kit". How the hell to I price out just standard storage? And what is with HP and these "nodes"? Clearly I don't know anything about HP storage. I am about to just order a $30k EqualLogic and call it a day.