How To Keep AirPods From Falling Out

[HardOCP News]

This guy is either a genius or a moron, I'll let you decide. I think this body modification should be required for all AirPod owners. It's for their own good. Thanks to everyone that sent this one in.

 

[Jim Kim]

Your typical advanced apple user.

 

[jonathonball]

I'm glad we have people like this on Earth. Helping tackle the real issues.

 

[TechLarry]

It's ok. When the battery catches on fire he won't be able to get them out with a quick smack. Look at it as a cure for the human condition.

 

[Emission]

Making gauges hilariously functional!

 

[Ultima99]

It would be great if Apple included this optional step in the instructions.

 

[Burticus]

Ewww

 

[Armenius]

FFS, just use a piece of scotch tape...

 

[Shotglass01]

I'm gonna hack his ear.

 

[FrgMstr]

Could have gone all day without seeing that, Steve.

 

[CacaSapo]

Lol. Saw the headline and thought "staples", but this works, too!

 

[amddragonpc]

16 gauge brad nailer should do the trick.

 

[TwistedAegis]

Sharing earbuds grossed me out before, this takes it to a whole new level...

 

[Parja]

Aww man, I was hoping for the return of "Hands-free Rubber Band Guy"!

 

[Uncle]

Human Resources Apple is looking for a new CEO to replace Tim Cook, with engineering qualities, and this was a poof of concept engineering idea that put this wannabe engineer on apples shortlist.

 

[TwistedAegis]

Aww man, I was hoping for the return of "Hands-free Rubber Band Guy"!

Not going to lie, sometimes will do that by shoving my phone under my gaming headphones to hold it in place while on my desktop

 

[virtualheretic]

How long until Apple patents and sells a 00gauge dermal punch specifically for this?

 

[pxc]

What a n00b. A real pro:

 

[PaulP]

I'm waiting for some apple fan boi to use a regular set of cans to hold them in.

 

[magoo]

I vote moron.

Can't wait for the little ear bud to get caught in a subway or elevator door.

 

[DocFaustus]

Lol. Saw the headline and thought "staples", but this works, too!

 

[Danny Dawg]

Damn for a second there I thought that was Lars Ulrich back in the day . . .

 

[glutto]

That's great. It makes an easy injury to yourself once muggers start tearing them from your ears.

 

[cjcox]

Hmm... new market? Ear lobe prosthetic? For those without the lobes?

 

[Uncle]

Hmm... new market? Ear lobe prosthetic? For those without the lobes?

Na. Earlobes are one of the areas of the body that keep on growin till you die. At my age, I could use an earlobe tuck.