Because you spent $2400.00 on games? Have you got a reasonable amount of enjoyment out of them?$2400-something. I'm an idiot.
For fuck's sake man, did you really have to do that to me??!! If you hadn't posted that link I would never have thought to check it for myself and I could have gone on sleeping like a baby. Now I'm going to cry myself to sleep every night for at least a week and I'm blaming it all on you, you heartless bastard.