HARDOCP BREAKING NEWS: New Mac Pro Spotted

Zarathustra[H]

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With all the news lately about a new Mac Pro being in the works we are proud to break the news to you that HardOCP has spotted a prototype, obviously forgotten by Apple engineers in a Dunkin Donuts just outside of Boston.

As we are posting this we are taking cover, anticipating the arrival of the Apple silent black helicopters. We never shy away from great personal risk in our never ending duty to bring you the important news you need.
 
I was about to make a joke but decided to look at the picture first. Damn you Zarathustra[H] for ruining it.
 
Pretty low to insult a nice trash can like that. :D

I always appreciate a good bite out of the apple.
 
$3,000 for the base model still seems a bit pricey unless of course it can take out the trash. that would be priceless.
 
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