- Sep 1, 2006
so is kyle getting body parts replaced by tech upgrades? if not then how is this tech news?
Many years ago today
Something grew inside of your mother
That thing was YOU! YOU!
You! You! You! You!
Did she scream? Did she cry?
Only those that are born are ones that get to die!
One more year goes hurting, dying.
Body, organs ripping, rotting
Vile lungs, a grotesque chorus
Birthday equals nothing for us
R S V P Please
For the deth of me
You have little time
You're running out of life
Happy Birthday. You're gonna die!
The Aperture Science Enrichment Center would like to remind you that while in some instances recipients of cake may not be able to have their cake and eat it too, you are the exception, and may therefore have and eat your cake.
Happy birthday, and thank you for helping us help you help us all.