[H]appy Birthday To Kyle!

matrix563

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so is kyle getting body parts replaced by tech upgrades? if not then how is this tech news? ;)

jk :p

happy bday :)
 

Kaitian

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Reminds me of the song from Dethklok

Many years ago today
Something grew inside of your mother
That thing was YOU! YOU!

You! You! You! You!
Did she scream? Did she cry?
Only those that are born are ones that get to die!

One more year goes hurting, dying.
Body, organs ripping, rotting
Vile lungs, a grotesque chorus
Birthday equals nothing for us
R S V P Please
For the deth of me
You have little time
You're running out of life
Happy Birthday. You're gonna die!

Die-Die! Deth-day!
Birth-day, Deth-day
Die-die, Deth-day
Birth-day, Deth-day!
Die-die, Deth-day
Birth-day, Deth-day!
 

setscrew

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Happy Birthday.

Thanks to you and your staff for keeping a great site going strong.
 

dC0m

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Happy Birthday, Kyle!!

Damn, Kyle is the 3rd person I know with a Birthday today..
 

JaYp146

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The Aperture Science Enrichment Center would like to remind you that while in some instances recipients of cake may not be able to have their cake and eat it too, you are the exception, and may therefore have and eat your cake.

Happy birthday, and thank you for helping us help you help us all.
 

piscian18

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Happy birthday. Hope you're enjoying the eyefinity setup rock out sir!
 

shansoft

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The Aperture Science Enrichment Center would like to remind you that while in some instances recipients of cake may not be able to have their cake and eat it too, you are the exception, and may therefore have and eat your cake.

Happy birthday, and thank you for helping us help you help us all.

THE CAKE IS A LIE:eek:
 

primet

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Steve was always an ass suck...we both know this as a fact...maybe as a present for yourself you should set him free......

..or maybe bring back the bra pics...

aww hell Bennett.....I hope you get to have many more bdays and get older and older and older until you rot away.......

it only gets better....

happy bday

David (primet)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HardOCP

old as old can be
 

turb0

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Happy Bday Kyle.


Thanks for everything you do day in and day out for the [H]orde.
 

ir0nw0lf

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Happy Anti-Birthday Kyle!

I'd light a candle for every year of your life but I don't need the local fire department and fire marshal up my arse for burning the building down. LOL

PS, your lifetime supply of Geritol is on the way. I was saving it for Steve, but it sounds like you need it more than he will!
 

Madman0

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Happy birthday.

Now I want to know...how old is the mini-mullet? :eek:

(prease no banz)
 

tayunz

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Happy B-day man! Thanks for all the great info over the years!
 

jacuzz1

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Happy Birthday Kyle

One day you will be as old as me, get up in the middle of the night to take a piss , look in the mirror and say......... Its been a good run and I hope it continues and Kyle , it will as long as you continue to keep it real.
 
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