GREATEST TECH COMPANY EVER!

[HardOCP News]

Best "employee of the year" award ever.

While companies usually offer a cash bonus to hard-working staff at the end of the year, or even just vouchers, that does not suffice for one Chinese firm. The company, Qihoo 360, is offering an evening with the Chinese porn star known as 'Julia' to their top employee for Chinese New Year, which is just around the corner.

 

[NLW]

This company knows how to motivate its employees.* That's always a sign of competent management.


*Or, the straight, unmarried, male employees, anyway. Which, let's be frank, is probably 95% of its workforce.

 

[oROEchimaru]

Steve use to offer a night with Asia Carrera, feel bad for the new guys.

 

[rpeters1969]

"Congratulations, enjoy Gonorrhoea!"

Hopefully they include a shot of penicillin with the prize.

 

[infinitywulfy]

Now see that is one hell of a motivator to make top employee. And heck if the night with a beautiful woman wasn't enough, "The lucky employee will also be able to choose a five-day holiday trip to Bali, or a new Porsche". I think I want to work there.

 

[Bling]

I thought julia was Japanese.

 

[Darksword]

Smart. You get 200% productivity from all your employees and it doesn't cost the company "that much".

 

[Methadras]

Smart. You get 200% productivity from all your employees and it doesn't cost the company "that much".

Chinese, Japanese. They all look the same.

 

[cvinh]

I'm pretty sure Julia is JAV.

 

[Tyler-Durden]

No glove, no love you long time.

 

[Fanattic]

If the photos are accurate that would motivate me. Of course she'd be disappointed as hell.

 

[heatlesssun]

If the photos are accurate that would motivate me. Of course she'd be disappointed as hell.

Well, her motivation would be different from yours.

 

[Ur_Mom]

Ok. Where do I send my resume? That's one hell of an incentive.

Used and abused? I don't care. It's not like we're getting married!

 

[Dekoth-E-]

Hell even if I didn't want to bang the porn chick the other incentives are amazing...I no longer want to work here anymore.

 

[Insula Gilliganis]

WORST TECH COMPANY EVER----> The one that builds the robots that WILL KILL US ALL!!

 

[Megalith]

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[tacos4me]

to hell with the dirty porn star. you can pick up better looking chicks with a porsche, repeatedly.

 

[SavageThrash]

I find this quite sad but it also highlights what a one child birth policy will do to a country. Many young men with a huge lack of women. The women around in their demographic generally come from wealthy families who aren't so much interested in the workforce men.

 

[sonicboom]

Wait why is it sad? Hell it's not as if they just happened to become 1.35 billion by not having enough women. Also, wasn't having a female child considered a bad thing, and everyone wanting male children instead? How's that working out for them now?

 

[shansoft]

This company is known to make malware and backdoor software.

It's a shitty company to begin with.....

 

[lilbabycat]

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NO FUN ALLOWED?

 

[paffinity]

I'll take the Porsche, unless it's a Boxter.

 

[Ruoh]

I'll take the Porsche. Thanks.

 

[SavageThrash]

Wait why is it sad? Hell it's not as if they just happened to become 1.35 billion by not having enough women. Also, wasn't having a female child considered a bad thing, and everyone wanting male children instead? How's that working out for them now?

Most female children were abandoned as infants. Generally they would die or if they were lucky they would be found and put up for adoption. Families saw them as an expense as opposed to a male who could work and help support the family.

 

[sfsuphysics]

I'll take the Porsche, unless it's a Boxter.

Well if it's a Boxter, then it's probably a Pourshe, Chinese knockoff just like Chery.

5 days in Bali sounds intriguing, but a bit short, do you get one of those cabanas over the water? As for the porn star? I'll pass. While a hot body is nice, I'm sure I could get a hot piece of ass to go with me to Bali too.

 

[sfsuphysics]

Wait why is it sad? Hell it's not as if they just happened to become 1.35 billion by not having enough women. Also, wasn't having a female child considered a bad thing, and everyone wanting male children instead? How's that working out for them now?

1.06 men for every women. I'd say it's working out just fine.