Gots our own Brand of Lebsiam pR0n here in Texas

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FrgMstr

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Since we are not going to discuss the end of the world due to the US not giving $100B out today, and it is a slow news day outside that, we will be discussing everyone's favorite downtime pastime; pr0n. Pornhub has posted up an infographic of The Most Common Misspelled Porn Searches. Most of this is just fat-fingering (possible a whole fetish to itself), but what the hell is going on in Minnesota, Michigan, and West Virginia? Cartoons and Step Moms? I will just assume your "carton" perverts are looking for Hentai, but your when your step mom desires get exposed due to a typo, that is just a shame. Gotta say "covfefe" results ain't too damn shabby either.

Check out the infographic.
 
How the F can we not even get porn right? Porm, really? Really? So we get lebiam porm? WTF is that! And, no I do not want to go look that up. Some things can never be unseen.
 
Shotglass01 said:
How the F can we not even get porn right? Porm, really? Really? So we get lebiam porm? WTF is that! And, no I do not want to go look that up. Some things can never be unseen.
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I want to google that, but might wait until I am not on my works network lol.
 
Kranium said:
The real question is why search the term porn....on a porn site. You're already there! Start clicking and fappin', ain't got time to search.
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Wouldn't really knock it till you tried it. It's like putting Google in to Google, whatever you're in to just gets deeper and deeper down the hol- er rabbit hole. :ROFLMAO:
 
Kinda wondering what Michigan and West Virginia are ordering Cartons of from a porn site. Pornhub is just assuming those two states are misspelling Cartoon. What if they are not?
 
Philipino takes the cake... that's not a one hand mistake, that's extra effort to be wrong lol, you would think being from the islands they would know other islands...
 
I'm liking Mississippi's most common mistype: "Anature".

I'm surprised that actually isn't a category already... Amateur Anal.
 
Can tell that 80% of misspells gonna be from mobile users.
Since most most keyboards on phones now are learning what you write, so unless you want to reset your keyboard dictionary after each time or be afraid of the minefield that gonna be suggested words 80% of the time suggesting your fetishes in public or when someone ask your phone to lookup someting.
Easyer just to misspell it and keyboard not gonna learn it.

Talking from own experiance
 
Hawaii.... why...

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Love me some Porm!

But anyways Step Mon, is reggae porn, Wbony is white chicks with stereotypical black characteristics, Amaturr is real life furry porn, Hentia/Henti involves bondage and a chicken, and Carton is just some guy looking for cigs not porn.
 
Remember that episode of Family Guy when Quagmire discovers porn on the internet?

Funny shit. I guess that would have been me except that I am a charter member of pornhub.
 
LOL white people don't know what Wbony is!

Its not a typo, Wbony is white black people or black white people... ya know like Cubans, Filipino's, guatemala'ians O sorry that's Guatemalans.

Florida and South Carolina 60% of the population in those states IS Wbony.

And if you are offended by that, sorry but you need to go watch more Carlos Mencia on YouTube (y)
 
This is what you get when you learn to spell by hooked on monkey phonics.
 
Tawnos said:
We prefer to burn our money instead, generally in the form of $80 billion worth of missiles ;).
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God forbid we keep that money instead of giving it away and use it to repair our country's infrastructure.

Besides, if giving away 80 billion was going to help the planet by us sending jobs overseas and cutting our coal production, how does that work when India under the same climate agreement gets to INCREASE their coal production at a factor greater than the jobs the US loses, and with less environmentally safe equipment?

Oh, you mean you didn't read about that? I wonder why? Couldn't be that the companies pushing for the agreement in the name of the 'environment' really just want it for cheap overseas labor and cash kickbacks, could it (it could.)?
 
I gave up typing for porn searches one handed and just let Cortana voice dictate them now. I'm sure I saw a pausing stutter in Cortana when I asked for Bill Gates with transsexuals
 
Tawnos said:
We prefer to burn our money instead, generally in the form of $80 billion worth of missiles ;).
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You're either hugely misinformed or not very good with decimals.

If you're referring to the 59 missiles launched, those cost about a million each to replace, but were close to end of life anyway from what I read, just like the MOABs they made in 2003.

Unlike in the past, where we'd use ancient WW2 bombs if they were laying around, particularly on missiles they now have a shelf life. Even if not fired, just being carried around on the jets they have a flight-time hours before they are refurbished and then retired, because you don't want to have so many duds or worse yet a malfunction that could hurt the person sending them on their way.

In any case, a billion is a thousand million, so I think you need to reevaluate how expensive you think missiles are, and the budget for a change is well balanced with a savings so far of $68 billion to the US national debt (versus Obama that increased the debt by $320 billion), and the stock market at an all time high.
 
Ducman69 said:
You're either hugely misinformed or not very good with decimals.

If you're referring to the 59 missiles launched, those cost about a million each to replace, but were close to end of life anyway from what I read, just like the MOABs they made in 2003.

Unlike in the past, where we'd use ancient WW2 bombs if they were laying around, particularly on missiles they now have a shelf life. Even if not fired, just being carried around on the jets they have a flight-time hours before they are refurbished and then retired, because you don't want to have so many duds or worse yet a malfunction that could hurt the person sending them on their way.

In any case, a billion is a thousand million, so I think you need to reevaluate how expensive you think missiles are, and the budget for a change is well balanced with a savings so far of $68 billion to the US national debt (versus Obama that increased the debt by $320 billion), and the stock market at an all time high.
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He was joking about using that many missiles, sarcastically. Learn to read before spewing ;).
 
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