The last few years have been quite odd to me and i'm pretty sure that my house is haunted by a ghost. Wierd noises at night, a womans voice calling my name right next to my ear and somone stroking my hair when i sleep, freaky stuff like that. Luckily it doesnt seem to be a malicious ghost since she hasnt broken anything yet and not attacked me. Well apart from a few unexplained scratches here and there.
Anyway. For the last 3 or 4 years I've had an HP Photosmart P1000 printer and its been great to me. Never had a problem with it. Great picture quality. But for the last 18 months something wierd has been happening.
I'll be sat surfing the net, playing a game, watching a movie etc, and the printer will just suddenly spring to life and print a page. The page is usually blank with the exception of a single lone smiley in the corner. I thought it could just be the printer doing self diagnostics or something but then it started printing the smileys with a heart next to it. I thought i may have been hacked, but my firewall was running fine, no other usual activity and my anti-virus/adware/spyware programs tell me i have a clean system. This i thought was a little odd.
I began to notice a pattern to this also. I leave my pc on 24hours a day. While i sleep and when i'm at work. Yet the printer ONLY prints the smileys when i'm in the same room and awake. Never when i'm asleep, or at work. So i wont come home or awaken to find a bunch of smiley printouts. So my printer must be possessed or even perhaps self aware and lonely. Even more odd is that on the rare occasions that my pc is switched off, the printer STILL prints the pages.
So what do you think? Am i the victim of some hacker? some diagnostic tool? a succubus? a desperately lonely printer? or something else.
(BTW, i wrote this just after the printer smiled at me again)
Anyway. For the last 3 or 4 years I've had an HP Photosmart P1000 printer and its been great to me. Never had a problem with it. Great picture quality. But for the last 18 months something wierd has been happening.
I'll be sat surfing the net, playing a game, watching a movie etc, and the printer will just suddenly spring to life and print a page. The page is usually blank with the exception of a single lone smiley in the corner. I thought it could just be the printer doing self diagnostics or something but then it started printing the smileys with a heart next to it. I thought i may have been hacked, but my firewall was running fine, no other usual activity and my anti-virus/adware/spyware programs tell me i have a clean system. This i thought was a little odd.
I began to notice a pattern to this also. I leave my pc on 24hours a day. While i sleep and when i'm at work. Yet the printer ONLY prints the smileys when i'm in the same room and awake. Never when i'm asleep, or at work. So i wont come home or awaken to find a bunch of smiley printouts. So my printer must be possessed or even perhaps self aware and lonely. Even more odd is that on the rare occasions that my pc is switched off, the printer STILL prints the pages.
So what do you think? Am i the victim of some hacker? some diagnostic tool? a succubus? a desperately lonely printer? or something else.
(BTW, i wrote this just after the printer smiled at me again)