George Lucas Is Reportedly Fixing Luke Skywalker for "Star Wars: Episode IX"

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  1. Uvaman2

    Uvaman2 2[H]4U

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    The POWER of Disney:

    I believe the critics did change views because Fox changed ownership.
    The show has not changed in any significant way thankfully ( i love it since first season).
    Looking at the critics score for universe of clusterfuck that is SW under Disney is difficult not to believe Disney doesn't have them all paid off.
     
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  2. BloodyIron

    BloodyIron 2[H]4U

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    I think you mean his wife
     
  3. Filter

    Filter [H]ardForum Junkie

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    so luke isnt dead?
     
  4. MMitch

    MMitch Gawd

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    Way too much SJW and "inclusive progressive thinking" in the movies these days... I can stand "typical" drama per say but why should every movie have a teenager trying to figure out if he should be a he or a she ... (Exaggerating here but you get the point)
    Please write a story and stick to it, stop trying to implement 2019 SJW side stories to check mark HR/Attorney/Marketing department requests.
     
  5. DocNo

    DocNo Gawd

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    This popped up in my YouTube recommendations:



    Man there was a bunch of really bad shit I blocked out. It was even worse than I remembered.

    Sigh...
     
  6. savagepagan

    savagepagan Gawd

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    Too little too late?
     
  7. Zarathustra[H]

    Zarathustra[H] Official Forum Curmudgeon

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    Great. Bring in the guy who must have had an unannounced stroke between the original three films and the disaster prequels to "fix things".

    Don't get me wrong, the new films are far from perfect, but if they get the prequel treatment, it will be a disaster.
     
  8. Archaea

    Archaea [H]ardForum Junkie

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    https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/star_wars_the_last_jedi
     
  9. Chris_B

    Chris_B [H]ardness Supreme

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    BOMBERS IN SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
     
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  10. Legendary Gamer

    Legendary Gamer Gawd

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    I think Luke was actually on a bad Acid trip and teleported, naked, onboard the Falcon. Likely into it's refresher (shitter). Thus it only appeared as if he died at the end of TLJ. That's gonna scare the crap out of Rose Tiko when she heads over there to drop a duce, literally.
     
  11. Youn

    Youn [H]ardness Supreme

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    Some thing about Jar Jar cooking him soup which brings him back to life?

    2v6fyl.jpg
     
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  12. Wolf-R1

    Wolf-R1 [H]ard|Gawd

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    Didn't Lucas start the Star Wars f-up with crap like Jar Jar Binks? Or the numerous dumbarse edits he did to the originals to make them 'more fun'? Has Lucas learned his lesson? Or will Lucas lose his lunch like the loser we liken him to be? Loser Lucas?
    Sorry...got carried away...
     
  13. TheCommander

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    How are they going to fix it? He died in TLJ unless it was just a dream that Rey was having. TLJ really screwed things up. The "good" guys and the villains were both extremely dumb in their decision making, shitty plot, shitty new characters such as Holdo and Rose, no character development for the characters from TFA, etc.... The more I think about the movie, the more I hate it. You go from an okay and mildly entertaining movie like TFA to a piece of garbage like TLJ.
     
  14. pizzathehutt

    pizzathehutt [H]Lite

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    insufficient, you would also need to throw in some Bistromathics and a super large "Sombody elses problem field"
     
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