Gas Mask Lets You Smell Virtual Reality Porn

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  1. Megalith

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    Camsoda would have you believe that the industry has perfected the basic concept of VR porn already, as they have moved on to smell with a mask that accepts a variety of cartridges delivering aromas ranging from “panties” to “private parts.” It’s an amusing joke, until you realize they are already taking pre-orders for it. Those who desire increased stimuli to get off will be paying $69.99 for this privilege.

    Technology owes a lot to porn. It breathed life into the Super 8 film, helped VHS kill Betamax, and promises to be integral in propelling virtual reality into the mainstream. Enter NSFW site Camsoda to help it along with this little contribution, a gizmo that adds smells to your sexy virtual reality experiences. That's not a gas mask you see before you, but a VR scent dispenser for when you want that extra layer of immersion. First, pick your scent. Options range from the concerningly ambiguous - 'private parts' and 'environment' - to 'body odor' and even 'food'. Then just slot your chosen cartridge into the mask - like you're popping Tetris into your Game Boy - slip on your VR headset and do whatever it is you do.
     
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  3. Bandalo

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    Odd...they're not making a smell cartridge for "self esteem"
     
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    Ill review it for this site if you guys can get your hands on one. For some reason I love smelling things.
     
  5. ir0nw0lf

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    Given this is about porn, interesting choice of words there. :LOL:
     
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    If this isn't a sign of the impending apocalypse I don't know what is.
     
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  7. Mike89

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    Put on a mask and smell stinky pussy. Been down that road
     
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    Looks like one of those masks I use when stripping paint, uncomfortable, noisy and unsexy especially when breathing hard. Might work if they have a cartridge for scuba mermaid fetishists, or biohazard tyvek suit tryst. They probably should have just sold body flavored chewing gum with a liquid center, much more practical, and you can always test them out on unsuspecting friends.
     
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    Careful, I got a stern warning from The Man for posting a pic of a similar device.

    And just try to explain why you have a half dozen "Dirty Sanchez" cartridges in your shopping cart.
     
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    this is creepers.
     
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    Think I can get one of these cartridges for my cpap machine? The wife will never know....
     
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    liquid ass included
     
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    Should go well with the VR peep show app.
     
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    "I'll take 'Ass-Mask', for $500, Alex."
     
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    Part of the appeal of porn to me is that I "Don't" have to smell sex. This just sounds gross.
     
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  17. Bandalo

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    Smells like shame.
     
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    Time to invest all of my money in Brazilian Fart Porn stocks.
     
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    You gotta wonder how this era will be looked back on. Endless amounts of porn at your fingertips pretty much at any given time & place, and 50+ different genders. Oh, and apparently smell-O-vision for all that porn now too.

    That said, I look forward to the [H] review.
     
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    Gosh, next up will be the $50 STD pack, so that you can get herpes from VR, for that added realism.
     
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    Butt rangers will probably enjoy it.
     
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    Are you effing kidding me?
     
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    Someone will switch all the dick and pussy ones and lol hard.
     
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    Will it be able to accurately reproduce the smell of tears and shame that's prevalent on the sets of most porn shoots?
     
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    *looks at Op like*

    [​IMG]
     
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    I knew that the economy was tough these days with Kyle doing chair reviews to help out but \/\/[]\/\/ [H] don't review this just open a gofundme page, i will give extra not to smell this.
     
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    Alright, we all need to chip in like $5 and get one for Kyle to review.. in his new chair.
     
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    ^^^^ This. In for $5 on the [H]ardOCP Review O' Shame......I wonder when Pumpkin Spice Panties will be in-season?
     
  32. YeuEmMaiMai

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    fart fetish porn, anyone? anyone?
     
  33. NeoNemesis

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    I will donate money to have Kyle review this. Just let me know where to send it.
     
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  34. bal3wolf

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    this just seems wrong in so many ways.
     
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    Takes Ass to mouth to a whole new level..
     
  36. Dunno bout all you lot, but I hate the stink of sex.

    Pussy juice stinks.
     
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  37. gigatexal

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    lol porn - just find a real woman and have real sex.
     
  38. Smashing Young Man

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    The smells of sex disconnected from the exchange of pheromones isn't a pleasant thing.
     
  39. ZodaEX

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    What you are a homosexual man? They arnt into that like at all.