Gas Mask Lets You Smell Virtual Reality Porn

Megalith

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Camsoda would have you believe that the industry has perfected the basic concept of VR porn already, as they have moved on to smell with a mask that accepts a variety of cartridges delivering aromas ranging from “panties” to “private parts.” It’s an amusing joke, until you realize they are already taking pre-orders for it. Those who desire increased stimuli to get off will be paying $69.99 for this privilege.

Technology owes a lot to porn. It breathed life into the Super 8 film, helped VHS kill Betamax, and promises to be integral in propelling virtual reality into the mainstream. Enter NSFW site Camsoda to help it along with this little contribution, a gizmo that adds smells to your sexy virtual reality experiences. That's not a gas mask you see before you, but a VR scent dispenser for when you want that extra layer of immersion. First, pick your scent. Options range from the concerningly ambiguous - 'private parts' and 'environment' - to 'body odor' and even 'food'. Then just slot your chosen cartridge into the mask - like you're popping Tetris into your Game Boy - slip on your VR headset and do whatever it is you do.
 

Cataulin

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Ill review it for this site if you guys can get your hands on one. For some reason I love smelling things.
 

Miikun

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Looks like one of those masks I use when stripping paint, uncomfortable, noisy and unsexy especially when breathing hard. Might work if they have a cartridge for scuba mermaid fetishists, or biohazard tyvek suit tryst. They probably should have just sold body flavored chewing gum with a liquid center, much more practical, and you can always test them out on unsuspecting friends.
 

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Careful, I got a stern warning from The Man for posting a pic of a similar device.

And just try to explain why you have a half dozen "Dirty Sanchez" cartridges in your shopping cart.
 

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Dekoth-E-

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Part of the appeal of porn to me is that I "Don't" have to smell sex. This just sounds gross.
 

jkw

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Time to invest all of my money in Brazilian Fart Porn stocks.
 

IcePickFreak

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You gotta wonder how this era will be looked back on. Endless amounts of porn at your fingertips pretty much at any given time & place, and 50+ different genders. Oh, and apparently smell-O-vision for all that porn now too.

That said, I look forward to the [H] review.
 

lironmiron

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Gosh, next up will be the $50 STD pack, so that you can get herpes from VR, for that added realism.
 

MV75

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Someone will switch all the dick and pussy ones and lol hard.
 

collegeboy69us

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Will it be able to accurately reproduce the smell of tears and shame that's prevalent on the sets of most porn shoots?
 

AK0tA

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I knew that the economy was tough these days with Kyle doing chair reviews to help out but \/\/[]\/\/ [H] don't review this just open a gofundme page, i will give extra not to smell this.
 

HeadRusch

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^^^^ This. In for $5 on the [H]ardOCP Review O' Shame......I wonder when Pumpkin Spice Panties will be in-season?
 
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Dunno bout all you lot, but I hate the stink of sex.

Pussy juice stinks.
 
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lol porn - just find a real woman and have real sex.
 
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