I stumbled upon this earlier on and found it to be quite funny and cool. I thought I would share.
Dota 2 Newell Skills Guide
Newell Skill 1: Hat Trick (Q)
Gabe Newell launches a flurry of hats at the target, causing them to lose half their current gold if hit.
Newell Skill 2: R U Still There? (W)
Drops auto-targeting turret in front of Newell, attacking enemies with funny quips (and bullets). Only attacks humanoids, not mechanical units.
Newell Skill 3: Annoyance Shield (E)
Passive. Reflects back silly and obnoxious emails about shirts or how long until Half-Life 3 is released, causing them to do half-damage.
Newell Skill 4: Delay (R)
Causes all heroes to be unable to attack, level, use abilities, or move until Newell feels like it.
With Aghanim's Scepter: Cooldown reduced.