piscian18
[H]F Junkie
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So I'm a huge Dark souls fan and I swear I'm not an idiot, but goddamn dude.
I loved DS2 so much and was left wanting more after beating DS3 so I bought Scholar Of The First Sin. I fucking should have known something was up when I launched SOTFS and the DLC didn't pop up. I'm like fuck it whatever and start playing the game assuming after I beat it or at some point it would alert me to the new areas. "NAW MUTH$^$()% you gotta puzzle that shit out"
Seriously, after I got to what felt like pretty deep into the game I give up and go research the DLC. This being the same game I had to look up how to light a goddamn torch. I swear I'm a well respected engineer you can track me down on Linkedin. I can legally drive a car.
You have to go to the black gulch find some "forgotten key" I forget where I even found it, then you gotta go to the pit in the majula, find a hard to get to latter, then find another maguffin then go back to black gulch behind the boss in a room behind fire (I never even noticed) and then use it to open the "First" DLC expansion. I'll probably have to go do some so Geocache trek to find the rest of them or discover a new prime number or some crazy shit to unlock the rest of the expansions.
I cant be mad because I wanted this. I love Dark Souls and understand I signed up for this BDSM. In a world full of blinking Arrows telling you where to go and Soldiers in Call of Duty yelling "Go to the right...NO TO THE RIGHT" everytime you enter a room, From Software is the only company still making the torturous games of my youth.
Anyone else feeling soul crushingly stupid when playing Dark Souls games? Like you can honestly admit you totally struggle with things that should be simple in those games?
I loved DS2 so much and was left wanting more after beating DS3 so I bought Scholar Of The First Sin. I fucking should have known something was up when I launched SOTFS and the DLC didn't pop up. I'm like fuck it whatever and start playing the game assuming after I beat it or at some point it would alert me to the new areas. "NAW MUTH$^$()% you gotta puzzle that shit out"
Seriously, after I got to what felt like pretty deep into the game I give up and go research the DLC. This being the same game I had to look up how to light a goddamn torch. I swear I'm a well respected engineer you can track me down on Linkedin. I can legally drive a car.
You have to go to the black gulch find some "forgotten key" I forget where I even found it, then you gotta go to the pit in the majula, find a hard to get to latter, then find another maguffin then go back to black gulch behind the boss in a room behind fire (I never even noticed) and then use it to open the "First" DLC expansion. I'll probably have to go do some so Geocache trek to find the rest of them or discover a new prime number or some crazy shit to unlock the rest of the expansions.
I cant be mad because I wanted this. I love Dark Souls and understand I signed up for this BDSM. In a world full of blinking Arrows telling you where to go and Soldiers in Call of Duty yelling "Go to the right...NO TO THE RIGHT" everytime you enter a room, From Software is the only company still making the torturous games of my youth.
Anyone else feeling soul crushingly stupid when playing Dark Souls games? Like you can honestly admit you totally struggle with things that should be simple in those games?