free Trojan Condoms

Discussion in 'Free Stuff' started by HvyMtl, Sep 14, 2004.

  1. HvyMtl

    HvyMtl [H]ard|Gawd

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  2. MikeF98765

    MikeF98765 Gawd

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    if you go to a university their health center will probably give you some.

    I can get 7/week.
     
  3. MD_Willington

    MD_Willington 2[H]4U

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    Rubbers...like showering with your socks on, glad I don't have to deal with those anymore.

    MD
     
  4. workingnonstop

    workingnonstop 2[H]4U

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    :cool:
     
  5. Poatree

    Poatree n00b

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    at my uni (UVIC) u'd need twice that number a week and they always run out early :(
     
  6. UrinalCakeMIx

    UrinalCakeMIx Gawd

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    muahahaha, just sent one to all my friends who are lonely, and cant talk to girls.

    Cant wait till they get their Female condoms.

    mommy will see it and be like WTF?! and they'll get grounded, and I'll giggle IRL
     
  7. Talonz

    Talonz 2[H]4U

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    Good job. :rolleyes:
     
  8. antonanton

    antonanton [H]Lite

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    i ordered just last week! and its already here my extended pleasure condom, this is amazing, i am gonna order more right now!
     
  9. decap

    decap Limp Gawd

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    ^ why do you need it anyways.. :rolleyes:
     
  10. barefootbilly

    barefootbilly Limp Gawd

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    because some of us have girlfriends. :confused:
     
  11. decap

    decap Limp Gawd

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    someone is slow...
     
  12. HighwayAssassins

    HighwayAssassins [H]ardness Supreme

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  13. Bullitt

    Bullitt 2[H]4U

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    Man I remember when a dime bag cost a dime.....

    You know how much condoms cost?

    Aww hell, neither do I, we never used 'em


    (Apologies to Willie Nelson for that one)
     
  14. gamer1drew

    gamer1drew [H]Lite

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    This is why they need them. To protect agasint viruses. DUH![​IMG]
     
  15. UnlimitedMP

    UnlimitedMP [H]ard|Gawd

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    LOL. XD

    Of courseeee.... Was it as good for you as it was for the computer? jkjk
     
  16. antonanton

    antonanton [H]Lite

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    hahaha :D
    i will need to buy some lube for that intercourse :cool:
     
  17. SupraNormal

    SupraNormal Limp Gawd

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    Nice, keep those h4x0rz out
     
  18. jaffy

    jaffy [H] Custodian

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    I no longer need teh trojan, my gf is on the pill! w00t! :D
     
  19. l337*g0at

    l337*g0at Gawd

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    DAMNIT !

    I got this after filling out the form : Thank you JEREMY but you have already reached your max for this year

    Looks like Trojan is telling me I'm having too much free condom sex. =(
     
  20. wfalcon

    wfalcon [H]ard|Gawd

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    Just remember that when she "forgets" to take one.
     
  21. mike6099

    mike6099 Limp Gawd

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    ::Edit withdrawn:::

    proof that nothing is 100% :eek:

    Rubber up, I was surprised by how many people come in for STD tests and come up with something nasty. (I shadowed a family doc this summer). Quote from patient to the doctor "I was out getting some @ss and only forgot twice to use protection!"

    Also, have fun and "use teh trojans!" :D

    -Mike Brunner
     
  22. ShuttleLuv

    ShuttleLuv [H]ardness Supreme

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    I tried to select 'Extended Pleasure' and it won't do anything. :(

    I need one that'll fit my monster dong.
     
  23. Ruckus

    Ruckus Hardforum Moderator-in-Chief Staff Member

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    Wow what a releif for me :D
     
  24. ShuttleLuv

    ShuttleLuv [H]ardness Supreme

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    WTFOMG!??!!?? You're tapping that ass too??? :eek:













    ;)
     
  25. afirawker

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    this turned from an apparent [H[ot Deal to a sex ed/dicussion thread :D
     
  26. BBowermaster

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    Edited by request of mike6099
     
  27. antonanton

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    omfg that extended pleasure numbed my shwank, i couldnt feel shit for 2 hours!!! my gf gave up lol!
     
  28. SirViro

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    I think I'll pass on this one, I need my first born so I can get a spiffy new LCD or GF6800/X800XT ^_^
     
  29. mike6099

    mike6099 Limp Gawd

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    I can see how that was misleading! :D

    :::::eek:mfg that extended pleasure numbed my shwank, i couldnt feel shit for 2 hours!!! my gf gave up lol!:::::

    I agree that extended pleasure works good, too good! You can't feel anything at all! :eek:
     
  30. WickedAngel

    WickedAngel 2[H]4U

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    Some jaded fat guy in a manufacturing plant is probably poking needles through these freebies as we speak.
     
  31. TheCowOfNow

    TheCowOfNow Assault then RUN AWAY!

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    i need to get my gf on the pill, and use the condom, then its foolproof
     
  32. vbrtrmn

    vbrtrmn 2[H]4U

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    I got the clap, because trojan never sent me my 'free' condoms ;)
     
  33. vbrtrmn

    vbrtrmn 2[H]4U

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    Only if she takes the pill at the same time every day... and the condoms don't break. If your gf will take the pill, cool, but be sure she is responsible enough to take it everyday :) If not, consider something like depoprovara, have her talk to her gynecologist.
     
  34. archevilangel

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    heh, I recieved mine in a padded envelope, definately much higher quality than the 25 cent ones in the bathrooms.
     
  35. Killermac

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    Revieved mine the other day and it comes very descrete. Hey it is a good way to test new porducts with out finding they suck before buying 20 of them.

    KM :eek:
     
  36. afirawker

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    you can put a trojan on my harddrive anyday :cool:
     
  37. Clownboat

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    My fucking university (CMU) doesn't give out free condoms! And unless you want the cheap-ass kind (4 for a dollar) they're mucho expensive!
     
  38. Golden_Salmon

    Golden_Salmon Limp Gawd

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    haha, my school does, you can get like as many as you want. Some day I"m gonna go up to the lady and be like 'do you have any water balloons?' 'No....' 'Got any condoms?' 'Yeah...' 'How many can I have?'
     
  39. ikellensbro

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    My parents wouldn't like it if I got one of these in the mail, especially after the samples of astroglide, ez-lube, the FHM (stupid free subscription only gave me one issue :mad: ), and the pick-your-porno card, so I ordered one in my brother's name :D Merry Christmas to him! (if only he had a girlfriend to use it ;))
     
  40. lithium726

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    mine is too, but i aint taking any chances like that.. the pill isnt an end all solution

    teh baby= teh suck