free Trojan Condoms

if you go to a university their health center will probably give you some.

I can get 7/week.
 
at my uni (UVIC) u'd need twice that number a week and they always run out early :(
 
muahahaha, just sent one to all my friends who are lonely, and cant talk to girls.

Cant wait till they get their Female condoms.

mommy will see it and be like WTF?! and they'll get grounded, and I'll giggle IRL
 
UrinalCakeMIx said:
muahahaha, just sent one to all my friends who are lonely, and cant talk to girls.

Cant wait till they get their Female condoms.

mommy will see it and be like WTF?! and they'll get grounded, and I'll giggle IRL
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Good job. :rolleyes:
 
i ordered just last week! and its already here my extended pleasure condom, this is amazing, i am gonna order more right now!
 
Man I remember when a dime bag cost a dime.....

You know how much condoms cost?

Aww hell, neither do I, we never used 'em


(Apologies to Willie Nelson for that one)
 
This is why they need them. To protect agasint viruses. DUH!
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gamer1drew said:
This is why they need them. To protect agasint viruses. DUH!
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LOL. XD

Of courseeee.... Was it as good for you as it was for the computer? jkjk
 
DAMNIT !

I got this after filling out the form : Thank you JEREMY but you have already reached your max for this year

Looks like Trojan is telling me I'm having too much free condom sex. =(
 
saturnine2 said:
I no longer need teh trojan, my gf is on the pill! w00t! :D
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::Edit withdrawn:::

proof that nothing is 100% :eek:

Rubber up, I was surprised by how many people come in for STD tests and come up with something nasty. (I shadowed a family doc this summer). Quote from patient to the doctor "I was out getting some @ss and only forgot twice to use protection!"

Also, have fun and "use teh trojans!" :D

-Mike Brunner
 
I tried to select 'Extended Pleasure' and it won't do anything. :(

I need one that'll fit my monster dong.
 
omfg that extended pleasure numbed my shwank, i couldnt feel shit for 2 hours!!! my gf gave up lol!
 
I think I'll pass on this one, I need my first born so I can get a spiffy new LCD or GF6800/X800XT ^_^
 
BBowermaster said:
Heh, might want to reword that :p
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I can see how that was misleading! :D

:::::eek:mfg that extended pleasure numbed my shwank, i couldnt feel shit for 2 hours!!! my gf gave up lol!:::::

I agree that extended pleasure works good, too good! You can't feel anything at all! :eek:
 
Some jaded fat guy in a manufacturing plant is probably poking needles through these freebies as we speak.
 
i need to get my gf on the pill, and use the condom, then its foolproof
 
TheCowOfNow said:
i need to get my gf on the pill, and use the condom, then its foolproof
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Only if she takes the pill at the same time every day... and the condoms don't break. If your gf will take the pill, cool, but be sure she is responsible enough to take it everyday :) If not, consider something like depoprovara, have her talk to her gynecologist.
 
heh, I recieved mine in a padded envelope, definately much higher quality than the 25 cent ones in the bathrooms.
 
archevilangel said:
heh, I recieved mine in a padded envelope, definately much higher quality than the 25 cent ones in the bathrooms.
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Revieved mine the other day and it comes very descrete. Hey it is a good way to test new porducts with out finding they suck before buying 20 of them.

KM :eek:
 
My fucking university (CMU) doesn't give out free condoms! And unless you want the cheap-ass kind (4 for a dollar) they're mucho expensive!
 
haha, my school does, you can get like as many as you want. Some day I"m gonna go up to the lady and be like 'do you have any water balloons?' 'No....' 'Got any condoms?' 'Yeah...' 'How many can I have?'
 
My parents wouldn't like it if I got one of these in the mail, especially after the samples of astroglide, ez-lube, the FHM (stupid free subscription only gave me one issue :mad: ), and the pick-your-porno card, so I ordered one in my brother's name :D Merry Christmas to him! (if only he had a girlfriend to use it ;))
 
saturnine2 said:
I no longer need teh trojan, my gf is on the pill! w00t! :D
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mine is too, but i aint taking any chances like that.. the pill isnt an end all solution

teh baby= teh suck
 
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