Fingering Your Own GooBang

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FrgMstr

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We have a first entry into our annual Top 10 Worst Named Products for 2018. I present to you, the GooBang Doo ET-8178. For some reason, "robust," is not what comes to mind when I start fingering my GooBang. Please let us know how your GooBang feels after fingering it all day at the link below. Did I mention GooBang?"

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I can tell you that the GooBang Doo has, in comparison, a surprisingly robust feel.
 
Everybody be Goobanging!!!!
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-8178:ROFLMAO:
 
here i was figuring it was some porn product.. alas... disappointed
 
Typical awful naming from an asian company.

Just read the about company on their website:
"
About GooBang Doo
Who we are
At GooBang Doo, we can’t exactly help you unwind, but we can make your tech gear that much
easier to enjoy — and we do this with passion. Focused on innovation and quality, GooBang
Doo create a brand new digital world for you.
We started in 2015 with android tv box, which help thousands of users to enjoy loads benefits like
cutting cable and watching amounts of movies, TV shows, live TV and more. Over the last few
years, we kept expanding product line such as video projector, DVD player, Development Boards,
car accessories etc to match the evolving needs of GooBang Doo fans.
Founded by Mark who is from Princeton, GooBang Doo is a multinational team of techies. But
don't let that fool you — we're customers too. We like to approach every detail from a user's
perspective to improve our technology, raise the bar, and make life easier. That means starting
with affordable, high-quality gear and ending with 100% user satisfaction with a worry-free
no-hassle lifetime guarantee.
Join GooBang Doo! Enjoy your life!"

Mark who is from Princeton? Uhh ok, then you check out the info when they were registered:
Address 36 South 18th Avenue, Suite A
Brighton
CO, 80601
Form date May 18, 2015
Type Corporation
ID 20151326169
Status Good Standing
Agent name BO XIONG
Agent address 36 South 18th Avenue, Suite A
Brighton
CO, 80601

Agent name: Bo Xiong
Then there's this: https://www.trademarkia.com/goobang-doo-86568202.html
Says the trademark was filed in Wuhan, Hubei which is in China.
 
A lot of Chinese 'adopt' a western name to use outside of China - Bo Xiong may well go by Mark in the US, and perhaps studied there? Not a definite by any stretch, just a possibility. 'Mark from Princeton' is pretty hilarious though.
 
I am sorry but GooBang will never replace my 55 gallon drum of lube...
 
one upside to globalization is amusingly named crap from asia...

keyboards have already had some ~pretty good ones..

Royal Kludge

Noppoo Lolita

I'm something of a fan of wrist watches.. in watches the amount of strange / amusing names is pretty endless.. few examples..

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Let me break out my Ryzen CoreJizzer and then it'll really be a party.
 
New challenge: eat this. Note: must eat 'e' 'a' 't' first, then the rest. Tabasco helps.
 
No, I am not reading the lead-off part of this thread. I fell for the last one of these about a month ago - not this time. I still cannot figure out how to undo reading the last one.
 
"Honey what would you like for valentines day?"

"Oh, I don't know. How about some fingering goo bang?"

One phone call later and the divorce papers were filed.
 
I was only 11 when I first fingered one. Didn't refer to it as a GooBang back then. It came...with my C128. Quite an upgrade from the Atari...joystick.
 
I'm fingering my GooBang Doo at this very moment. I'll let you know how it was when I finish, right after I doo my hair:

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