Field Guide to Tech Facial Hair

[HardOCP News]

According to this "Field Guide to Tech Facial Hair" posted over at Wired today, I am an evil graphic designer with a touch of communications manager.

 

[octoberasian]

Reading the comments, I'd like to know where this guy works:

johndavidstutts • 2 hours ago −
How sexist, I seen some valley chicks with beards they isn't represent here at all

Having not shaved for November, I think right now I'm between Software QA and Brand Evangelist, with a touch of Communications Manager. Lol.

 

[sfsuphysics]

Looks incomplete to me, I see no neck beards, although software developer looks close

 

[SCSI-Terminator]

Looks incomplete to me, I see no neck beards, although software developer looks close

Actualy, there are more beards than there are labels. Take your pick, but either the top or bottom row is not labeled.

 

[melteye]

I'm currently approximating Unix Admin.

 

[sfsuphysics]

Actualy, there are more beards than there are labels. Take your pick, but either the top or bottom row is not labeled.

Issue with copying the image from the original site, if you click on the link there are enough labels

 

[harbingerofdoom]

im apparently a unix admin on my way to becoming a co founder...
i should probably trim it down to software dev

 

[JosiahBradley]

I'm right between unix admin and software QA, which is pretty dead on. I'm a PHP Programmer/Linux chap.

 

[Methadras]

I'm clearly a communications manager. FUCK YEAH!!!

 

[DeathPrincess]

I have never seen a graphic designer with that kind of beard...

This is just ways to make Linux users feel normal.

 

[wdtiger]

Well shit... no wonder my jobs in IT have never went well! I'm actually a hardware engineer, not a Unix admin!

 

[MindBuster]

According to this "Field Guide to Tech Facial Hair" posted over at Wired today, I am an evil graphic designer with a touch of communications manager.

Well, you are skilled in making photochops, and you mod the forums, so not far off

 

[HeavensCloud]

Guess I'm a graphic designer.

 

[DrezKill]

I cut my hair and shave once a week, and before I do that, my facial hair pretty much matches Software QA. Which is ironic, because I AM Software QA. So consider me convinced. This chart got it right.

 

[JoeUser]

Huge LOL at the "Tactical officer and chief of security"...did no one else catch that (Worf for those that don't/didn't) or was it just to obvious to be mentioned?

 

[Vicinity]

Huge LOL at the "Tactical officer and chief of security"...did no one else catch that (Worf for those that don't/didn't) or was it just to obvious to be mentioned?

Too obvious, but it was pretty funny.

I'm not represented. I'm Tyler Durden.

 

[Magnus]

I may have to kill myself, I'm a "legal analyst."

 

[Jack Hammer]

I'm not one, but I'm closer to Unix Admin type.

 

[gordon151]

The unix admin is spot on to my company's self titled "unix guru".

 

[MagicBoy]

This week I'm a software developer with a touch of QA...

Shame I can't so a Sam Elliot. :-(

 

[staticlag]

I'm Public Relations FTW