EVE Player Makes Porn to Fund Spaceship Business

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PC Gamer has as an article on how an EVE player is able to fund his space endeavors by making amateur porn videos of himself. With aspirations to run his own hauling company to transfer merchandise through EVE's dangerous zones, "TimEllington" decided to take advantage of Pornhub's amateur program that pays a user part of the ad revenue generated by their videos, which started three years ago. Looking at some of the ship designs in EVE Online, I can see where he gets his inspiration.

...Tim's earnings on Pornhub aren't enough to quit his day job as a graphic designer and a writer, so he decided to become a billionaire in EVE Online instead. "My last check was over $350, which I mostly spent on EVE Online," Tim says. "That got me about 23 billion ISK and six months of subscription time for my [multiple] accounts."
 
I thought this was going to be about some gamer chick trying to get into the real space transport business. First I thought, cool that is seriously ambitious, then I thought, fuck, she must be hot to pull in that sort of money to even be worth it and then I read the OP and was seriously disappointed.
 
Dick pics for Space! LOL Also, no thank you. If some fine ladies would like to make some "happy time" selfie videos to fund their space exploration, so much the better. But dudes, nah.
 
Dick pics for Space! LOL Also, no thank you. If some fine ladies would like to make some "happy time" selfie videos to fund their space exploration, so much the better. But dudes, nah.

To each their own because "people are different".
 
Dick pics for Space! LOL Also, no thank you. If some fine ladies would like to make some "happy time" selfie videos to fund their space exploration, so much the better. But dudes, nah.

You post your videos on pornhub. Women and men both will watch the videos. Apparently more women (60%) watch it then men anyways. I wouldn't. Not to my porn connoisseur taste. But whatever gets your rocks dancing, I guess.
 
He's wacking off on camera to buy more crap in eve. I can think of several things to criticize about the situation.

It's a free country and he isn't hurting anyone. I would feel differently if it said he was robbing his neighbors and running a dog fighting ring.

Definitely, if he's jacking. If he's slaying some sexy thing, I might overlook it lol.

There's a couple on chaturbate where the girl is just ridiculously smoking hot. The guy was doing a solo cam thing and one of the girls that watched his cam wanted to hook up and that's how they got together. The chances are pretty fucking small, but if some girl is watching a dude wack it on cam, she's probably a freak. In the 1% chance that she's also smoking hot... the story pretty much writes itself from there.

Then again, the chances of her also playing Eve now make the probabilities go to 0.0000000000000001%
 
You've gotta do something when you play EVE. Might as well video it and make some money.
 
Hmm.. I'm gonna have to look into this Porn Hub Amateur program..

I'll keep you guys posted! :ROFLMAO:
 
So building fake spaceships to transport fake goods through a programmatically dangerous area of fake space for fake money is a thing?

The world we live in is crazy.
 
They said porn videos of himself...does that mean he has a smoking hot g/f in it with him or is it just his right/left hand?

Smoking hot g/f might not be so bad; Self enjoyment? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww (though not surprising).
 
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So building fake spaceships to transport fake goods through a programmatically dangerous area of fake space for fake money is a thing?

The world we live in is crazy.

Welcome back Rip Van Winkle. We'd like to introduce you to something called 'role playing games'
 
To each their own. I bet you that there are things that you like that I personally find icky. To each their own.

I think you misunderstood me, we ALL like self enjoyment, but I don't want to watch some other dude do the hunka-chunka with his noodle.
 
This just tells me that EVE is a pay-to-win game. Glad I never got into it.
Not really. Or, at least, not exactly.

If you try to play EvE like a pay-to-win game, you’re gonna have a bad time. The player skill-gap is high enough that anyone trying to whale their way to victory is just going to end up with a very hilarious, very expensive killmail.

When you boil it down, people (who have more money than time) can pay for the subscriptions of other people (who have more time than money) to do their grinding for them. It subverts the whole gold-farming/account-selling problem endemic to MMO’s and converts it into a game mechanic.
 
I don't even want to know how you would know that.
lol. I honestly haven't seen any of the videos. I won't lie, I did search for one on pornhub. I didn't find it though. I read about it on reddit that he uses toys and fleshlights.
 
He's wacking off on camera to buy more crap in eve. I can think of several things to criticize about the situation.
Sounds to me like you are jealous someone figured out how to make money jerking off.
 
They said porn videos of himself...does that mean he has a smoking hot g/f in it with him or is it just his right/left hand?

Smoking hot g/f might not be so bad; Self enjoyment? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww (though not surprising).

I guess from the article - masturbation. Apparently with a Flesh light, as well. But the article doesn't say what else - Oh, it did mention about getting a partner, but unknown to what type of partner.
 
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