Epic Apologizes for "Embarrassing" Breast Physics in Fortnite

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  1. JStamsek

    JStamsek [H]ardForum Junkie

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    We need stiff boobs so we can then complain all the women in the game got a boob job.
     
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    This ultra pc, afraid to offend anybody bs has got to stop! Now we have gender neutral people! WTF! MENTAL ILLNESS is rampant on the left.
     
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    We're entered a new Puritan age, courtesy of the "progressive" left.
     
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  4. JStamsek

    JStamsek [H]ardForum Junkie

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    This is nothing compared to GTA V.

    Nudity, strip clubs, prostitution and the like. Never mind the nude camp in the mountains.

    But oh boy if boobs move we have a problem.
     
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  5. Chris_B

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    Yup, damned if they do damned if they don't. If they do keep the breast physics intact they might want to investigate schlong physics, where every guy is hung like a horse and you can see it bouncing around in his pants. Equality for all!
     
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    Haha. Yeah, I can see in games there will be 1 gender to pick from, a gender neutral one and their name will be Pat.
     
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  7. Brahmzy

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    LOL!

    The safest solution to this dangerous and devastating problem facing our societal core.
     
  8. oldmanbal

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    why are we censoring reality? Are they going to tell use breasts do no exist at all next? Some men have them, and they jiggle just as much, if not more than their female counterparts.
     
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    I can not lie. I was hypnotized by this. That was great physics! WTF is wrong with this??? Tits are nice. They jiggle when moved up and down real fast, like video. Can the real females speak up please instead of these SJW's everyone is scared of? If men wanted flat chested women with penises, well that's called being gay. Fuck I am retiring out this crap hole country we have turned into.
     
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  10. BloodyIron

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    Those breast physics are what you would see at a swimming pool. What's the Fucking big deal?

    Also, why do we still have this double standard between sexuality and violence? This is ridiculous...
     
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  11. FrgMstr

    FrgMstr Just Plain Mean Staff Member

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    Google ads, which run on HardForum, having not taken kindly to this thread. lulz.
     
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    Well nobody notice that texture joint bug/hole on the T shirt. This should be addressed then it will be perfect.
    The issue in most virtual world is that materials are too hard unless especially coded. Like you straight into a wall decelerate at around 1 million G. No vibration no jiggling nothing...
    Breast moving is the way to go!
     
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    I don't recall any sports bras being used in Baywatch!
     
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    Obviously we need to really put those CUDA and Tensor cores to work and have not only brutally accurate cloth simulation where my behemoth dick will immersively flop around in it's fabric cacoon, but deep learning can make rich and profound assumptions on which side it prefers.

    Perfect opportunity for hairworks to grand slam one out of the park as well.
     
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    So making things more realistic (and not in an obnoxious way) is a bad thing....SJW at it's finest again.
     
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    Respec wahmen
     
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    There's always someone that is the enemy of fun. Also DJ Assault Ass n' Titties. Thank you.
     
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    Oh noes, the devil's dumplings!

    Epic just needs to go the Conan Exiles route with a custom dong and breast slider.
     
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    No, we don't have gender neutral people. We have people who want to think they're gender neutral. And that's fine, they can call themselves whatever they want. But they cannot, and I repeat CANNOT, force me to think what they want me to think about them. And they cannot ask for reason to be suspended in their favor.
     
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    some people have WAAAY to much time to sit around thinking of things to be offended about... the West is truly doomed ...

    oh well we had a good run...
     
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    It is because this thread was missing the right tag.
     
  24. Youn

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    This video is for research purposes only:

     
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    This is a woman who knows what she is.

    Hot.

    And I’m guessing isn’t much into the feminist camp.
     
  26. Yep. Breasts are evil, and should never be seen by anybody.
     
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    Epic should be apologizing because the boobs aren’t big enough in Fortnite.