Epic Apologizes for "Embarrassing" Breast Physics in Fortnite


Aug 20, 2006
According to Epic, breasts aren’t supposed to bounce: the company has pushed out a new update removing boob physics from Fortnite and claims the jiggling introduced in Season 6 was an accident. "This is unintended, embarrassing, and it was careless for us to let this ship," said a spokesperson.

On Twitter, FaZe Agony pointed out that Season 6's Calamity avatar's breasts jiggle whenever she performs certain movements or dances. Epic has responded to the discovery with the announcement that these movements were not planned to be included in the game.
Really? People were bitching about this? Holy shit this generation is full of sheltered pussies. My god DOA Beach volleyball probably would have sent them into a mental institution.

Or in the very least, encouraged them to accept bribes to protest elevators.

From what I understand, the modeling "accidentally" used in this game was actually a lot more realistic than 99% of the titles that utilize jiggle physics.
noooo!!! breast physics is the best physics

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Bullshit this was an accident. This doesn't just happen. Someone put work in on it. Just be honest, you thought it was a good idea but are caving to the pressure of a bunch of people who didn't like it and probably don't even play your game anyway.
First of all, it looks natural. Second, It's a half truth. It's simulated physics via Maya which is what was used to model this character. They throw the word around to insinuate that bad math or something was the culprit. It could also be a brilliant marketing move. A few more million horny dads and sons probably downloaded the game over night. hahah

There is no decent Bowsette porn out there so this is the next best thing.
Epic has unleashed the Kraken on this one, wonder what kind of upset this will cause, probably yet another SJW battle will begin as this will now get a lot of attention.
I don't know about you guys but when I play as a lady I want my tits to act like they would in real life. What is the purpose of playing a female character if they don't????
If this is the extent of their problems I'm sure they will be fine........
A guy can run around half naked with a 6 pack np, everybody losses their minds when boobs giggle...wtf is wrong with society, there is nothing wrong with sex or sexuality, people are demonizing something where you run around in game killing people,...........
So is this a preemptive apology before the FEMINAZI brigade get wind of the fact that bewbs move about..and proceed to march on epic HQ burning bra's that could be mistaken for boat sails?