Digitails Are the App-Controlled Animatronic Prosthetic Tails You've Dreamed About

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  1. cageymaru

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    Ever wanted to know how it feels to have an animatronic tail on your tail? Do you have a fascination and desire to cosplay as the character Tails from the SEGA video game Sonic the Hedgehog? Well get ready to get your rear into gear as the Digitail Kickstarter is now live! A Digitail is an animatronic prosthetic tail that is remote controlled via your smartphone. You can chose which emotes to display with your prosthetic assthetic Digitail. Best of all you can send someone a wag to express your mood and their tail will react to your message! You can create custom tail emotes just by swiping the app with your fingers and notifications on your phone like email will excite your rear. It even has health implications besides getting mugged as it can connect to a Fitbit and automatically react according to your heartbeat. Customize your very own piece of tail at The Tail Company!

    Well, we go full WAGMENTED REALITY! Play music on your phone, and have your Tail move in time, automatically! GPS and WIFI Detection! The tail tells you when you have a strong signal! Alarms (Say, you get a quiver every 15 minutes and an intense wag when your alarm goes off!) Tailer friends lists you can share wags with!
     
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    Right up there with fidget spinners and selfie sticks.
     
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    Well, I didn't expect them to clip to your belt...

    This Halloween should be a little more comfortable than the last few.
     
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    They also make tentacles so... GL HF
     
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    This is all I'm going to see at conventions now.
     
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    I can't stop laughing....I keep getting a visual of that with the inane music playing in the background...
     
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    Now that this is available we are going to start seeing people move away from having tons of plastic surgery to look like Barbie dolls to people getting lots of plastic surgery to look like a furry.
     
  10. Well that should make the furries happy.
     
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    I still think fidget spinners are the dumbest thing.

    And don't knock selfie sticks... I even have a Cinnamon Toast Crunch selfie SPOON !

    Actually.. selfie sticks are dumb. I only got the selfie spoon because it was a limited promotional item and figured I could sell it for a lot one day.
     
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    It takes a lot to surprise me these days - and this almost did it. :cool:
     
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    I am uncomfortable with how comfortable I am with that.
     
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    . . .

    I'm not sure what to say, but I DID laugh a bit... and then I sent it to my wife telling her I always wanted more tail...
     
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    Guess it's only a matter of time til we see the butt-plug version of this.....
     
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    Those are in early alpha testing, the testers had to sign NDA's.
     
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  18. cageymaru

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    Non-Digitail Anal?
     
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    Never been there, but someone told me I could find DigiTail on Tinder, right next to the virtual rubber.
     
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    Whatever floats a person's fur...

    Women or men out and about touch the button to lift the tail straight up might send the wrong message...:eek: :p
     
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    furries,,, and other freaks rejoice.
     
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    Or the right message. Don't judge. :eek::ROFLMAO:
     
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    Will a tail position be a form of consent?
     
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    y not?

    Silly, harmless fun, for silly, harmless people. And a reminder that, when the transhumanist cyberpunk future comes, it's not all going to be strength augments and replacement eyes with built-in HUDs -- it's also going to be useless cosmetic limbs, for no better reason than "I felt like it".


    If this is the dumbest thing I see today, I'll consider it a good day.
     
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    I'm glad you said that, because it gave me some needed perspective. Up to that point, I was thinking those tails would be a great way to identify people who should be drowned.

    I will be tolerant and accepting, right up to the moment I see a tail on some obese grandmother who is wearing sweatpants, blue hair highlights and fresh tats in a Walmart.
     
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    The birth of a new emote ....... WAG Me Baby !
     
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    When did it all go so very wrong?
     
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    You obviously don't watch enough porn. The buttplug version came out years ago.
     
  30. lcpiper

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    I think he means the animatronic app control version of what you refer to.
     
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    I think he meant the controlled one rather than just the normal "passive ones"
    If you do know a moving one like this in plug editon please let me know I have 2 pet girls that would probably love one
     
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    I assure you, they are app controlled and move around, just not the way you were initially thinking. ;) :p
     
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    Doh !


    I really gota get around more :p
     
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    I can see this scene playing out:

    Stripper wags tail at customer.

    Customer wags Tentacle at Stripper.

    Customer gets arrested, and thrown in lockup with tentacle.

    Boys in lockup are not amused: "That's not a tentacle; This..."

    Lol.

    I want a custom articulated Alien Xenomorph tongue style penis, complete with extending, snapping teeth.

    "What's that? AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!"

    Talk about slamming the door on a future relationship...

    :rofl:
     
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    I jerk-off way too much to think that would be a good thing.
     
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    They need to make work like a mood ring. that would make things easier with understanding women....

    Him: is it ok if i go out with t he boys.
    Her: yeah its fine
    Him: *looks at tail indicating she is mad/upset* Ima go get us a movie and some snacks for you and me....

    :D
     
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