Digitails Are the App-Controlled Animatronic Prosthetic Tails You've Dreamed About

cageymaru

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Ever wanted to know how it feels to have an animatronic tail on your tail? Do you have a fascination and desire to cosplay as the character Tails from the SEGA video game Sonic the Hedgehog? Well get ready to get your rear into gear as the Digitail Kickstarter is now live! A Digitail is an animatronic prosthetic tail that is remote controlled via your smartphone. You can chose which emotes to display with your prosthetic assthetic Digitail. Best of all you can send someone a wag to express your mood and their tail will react to your message! You can create custom tail emotes just by swiping the app with your fingers and notifications on your phone like email will excite your rear. It even has health implications besides getting mugged as it can connect to a Fitbit and automatically react according to your heartbeat. Customize your very own piece of tail at The Tail Company!

Well, we go full WAGMENTED REALITY! Play music on your phone, and have your Tail move in time, automatically! GPS and WIFI Detection! The tail tells you when you have a strong signal! Alarms (Say, you get a quiver every 15 minutes and an intense wag when your alarm goes off!) Tailer friends lists you can share wags with!
 

the-one1

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cyclone3d

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Now that this is available we are going to start seeing people move away from having tons of plastic surgery to look like Barbie dolls to people getting lots of plastic surgery to look like a furry.
 

cyclone3d

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Right up there with fidget spinners and selfie sticks.

I still think fidget spinners are the dumbest thing.

And don't knock selfie sticks... I even have a Cinnamon Toast Crunch selfie SPOON !

Actually.. selfie sticks are dumb. I only got the selfie spoon because it was a limited promotional item and figured I could sell it for a lot one day.
 

Darunion

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Now that this is available we are going to start seeing people move away from having tons of plastic surgery to look like Barbie dolls to people getting lots of plastic surgery to look like a furry.

I am uncomfortable with how comfortable I am with that.
 

iamjanco

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Never been there, but someone told me I could find DigiTail on Tinder, right next to the virtual rubber.
 

XenIneX

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y not?

Silly, harmless fun, for silly, harmless people. And a reminder that, when the transhumanist cyberpunk future comes, it's not all going to be strength augments and replacement eyes with built-in HUDs -- it's also going to be useless cosmetic limbs, for no better reason than "I felt like it".


If this is the dumbest thing I see today, I'll consider it a good day.
 

seanreisk

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Silly, harmless fun, for silly, harmless people.

I'm glad you said that, because it gave me some needed perspective. Up to that point, I was thinking those tails would be a great way to identify people who should be drowned.

I will be tolerant and accepting, right up to the moment I see a tail on some obese grandmother who is wearing sweatpants, blue hair highlights and fresh tats in a Walmart.
 

DrBorg

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I can see this scene playing out:

Stripper wags tail at customer.

Customer wags Tentacle at Stripper.

Customer gets arrested, and thrown in lockup with tentacle.

Boys in lockup are not amused: "That's not a tentacle; This..."

Lol.

I want a custom articulated Alien Xenomorph tongue style penis, complete with extending, snapping teeth.

"What's that? AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!"

Talk about slamming the door on a future relationship...

:rofl:
 
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SvenBent

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They need to make work like a mood ring. that would make things easier with understanding women....

Him: is it ok if i go out with t he boys.
Her: yeah its fine
Him: *looks at tail indicating she is mad/upset* Ima go get us a movie and some snacks for you and me....

:D
 
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