Craigslist Ad of the Day

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  1. HardOCP News

    HardOCP News [H] News

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    It's been a while since we've run across a Craigslist ad like this. Thanks to the internet, where anyone with a computer can post anything they want, we get ads like this. The original post has been flagged for removal but screenshots live forever:
     
  2. JosiahBradley

    JosiahBradley [H]ard|Gawd

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  3. Nobified[H]

    Nobified[H] [H]ard|Gawd

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    *barfs* I did not expect to read anything like that. This is just deplorable in all the nastiness!

    Thanks Steve!
     
  4. Exavior

    Exavior [H]ardForum Junkie

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    there are easier ways to find a guy to suck the dick of.
     
  5. cyclone3d

    cyclone3d [H]ardForum Junkie

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    If you don't resave them as lower and lower quality with each iteration.

    That "comic" is just dumb.
     
  6. lcpiper

    lcpiper [H]ardForum Junkie

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    I'm scared to click the link.
     
  7. -PK-

    -PK- [H]ard|Gawd

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    People don't but some crappy websites/reposts do. I thought it was funny. The first picture is the original, 2nd is a repost saved for web quality (default 80%), 3rd is viewed on mobile, 4th is a screenshot on mobile reposted to 9gag.
     
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  8. TwistedAegis

    TwistedAegis [H]ardForum Junkie

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    Not only will you be going in for a tetanus shot after getting cut in that rust bucket, probably will need some penicillin as well.
     
  9. Ur_Mom

    Ur_Mom I'm Not Serious

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    You can just hit the casual encounters if you want a BJ. May not be from a chick, but if you're on Craigslist looking for a BJ your standards probably aren't that high anyway.

    But, free car with an STD fueled BJ. Nice. She probably gave many a BJ in that car.
     
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  10. SuperSubZero

    SuperSubZero 2[H]4U

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    If you switch the 'x' with the word 'goat' it becomes substantially more funny, and proportionately less safe for work. (it's NSFW)
     
  11. Paul_Johnson

    Paul_Johnson [H] PSU Editor & Admin Staff Member

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    Kelly can be a guys a name.
     
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  12. Spartacus

    Spartacus [H]ard|Gawd

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    I can call karsforkids to pick the junker car up and then go collect my free BJ.
    I've had worse weekends. :whistle:

    ETA: I posted my comment before I saw Paul's comment.... that kind of kills it.

    .
     
  13. infinitywulfy

    infinitywulfy Limp Gawd

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    There are all kinds of special on the internet. :p
     
  14. Darunion

    Darunion 2[H]4U

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    looks like I am going to get a new car tonight!
     
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  16. d8lock

    d8lock Gawd

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    And a toothy blowjob from Keith! er Kelly
     
  17. Insula Gilliganis

    Insula Gilliganis [H]ard|Gawd

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    [​IMG]
     
  18. WhoBeDaPlaya

    WhoBeDaPlaya 2[H]4U

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    It's interspecies erotica, fucko!

     
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  19. 1/2 bent

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    I read it laughing then saw it was in kcmo.. That by me. I had my truck and chain ready for my free bj.....adds gone
     
  20. Cmdrmonkey

    Cmdrmonkey Gawd

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    We can start with the BJ and if it lacks enthusiasm or they don't swallow that car is staying right where it is now.

    It's not gay if you're on the receiving end.
     
  21. John721

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    Guess that car really blows, huh.
     
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  22. Miah

    Miah n00b

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    What if someone takes the bj, but leaves the car? Would that make the deal more appealing? I mean we're talking a chevette here...

    I saw the ad a few days ago while cruising CL, didn't think it'd become this newsworthy, just business as normal, right?
     
  23. jevans64

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    Whether I take the offer or not depends on how many teeth that chick has left in her mouth. Plenty of junk yards will take that POS off her hands AND pay her $100.
     
  24. Quix

    Quix 2[H]4U

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    Idiot, just call the scrap metal dealer. They'd have that thing hauled away before lunch. Around here all you need to do is put out anything made of metal and it disappears post haste.
     
  25. sfsuphysics

    sfsuphysics I don't get it

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    Yeah I was going to say, Kelly should be in the picture to really get that going... then I looked again, and maybe he is :O
     
  26. HardOCP News

    HardOCP News [H] News

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    type in "Steve Man Bra" Google images...number one result after going on 16 years...yeah, I know a little something about "screenshots live forever." :D
     
  27. whateverer

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    That is the best troll post I've ever seen. It's just too perfect to be accidental.
     
  28. rigurat

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    You mean the car is for free? I'll take it then, break it down for spare parts to keep and sell some of the rest. Hold off on the oral thingy, I'm not single.
     
  29. CaptNumbNutz

    CaptNumbNutz [H]ard as it Gets

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    Holy shit that is literally up the street from where I live less than a mile away. I drove past that car last weekend. I was wondering WTF it was.
     
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  30. d8lock

    d8lock Gawd

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    Detroit?
     
  31. Azrak

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    Be sure to ask if s/he has had strep recently.
     
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  32. Dekoth-E-

    Dekoth-E- [H]ardness Supreme

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    Meh, not the worst I've seen. Seems kinda faked to be honest. It isn't hard to figure out that scrap metal places will not only pick it up for free, but actually pay you for it.
     
  33. AK0tA

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    1976 chevette was my very first car, this add just ruined my childhood memories.
     
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  34. kidstechno3

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    Condition: Fair?

    If they lie about the condition of the car, I doubt the blowjob is real either.
     
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    oh (s)he was trying to put out all right...it just (hopefully) wasn't made of metal :ROFLMAO:
     
  36. fadedlogic

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    What are the odd that (s)he uses the money to fix "Meth Mouth"?
     
  37. ir0nw0lf

    ir0nw0lf [H]ardness Supreme

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    :snaphappy: The gift that keeps on giving :snaphappy:
     
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  38. Darunion

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    I mean if I am looking for one on craigslist and comes with a free car, am I really allowed to be picky? lol
     
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  39. cageymaru

    cageymaru [H]ard|News

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    Darn right it can! :)
     
  40. DoggyDaddi

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    I'm guessing 'Kelly' was the guy standing behind the car?