Craigslist Ad of the Day

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It's been a while since we've run across a Craigslist ad like this. Thanks to the internet, where anyone with a computer can post anything they want, we get ads like this. The original post has been flagged for removal but screenshots live forever:
 

-PK-

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If you don't resave them as lower and lower quality with each iteration.

That "comic" is just dumb.
People don't but some crappy websites/reposts do. I thought it was funny. The first picture is the original, 2nd is a repost saved for web quality (default 80%), 3rd is viewed on mobile, 4th is a screenshot on mobile reposted to 9gag.
 

TwistedAegis

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Not only will you be going in for a tetanus shot after getting cut in that rust bucket, probably will need some penicillin as well.
 

Ur_Mom

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You can just hit the casual encounters if you want a BJ. May not be from a chick, but if you're on Craigslist looking for a BJ your standards probably aren't that high anyway.

But, free car with an STD fueled BJ. Nice. She probably gave many a BJ in that car.
 

SuperSubZero

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If you don't resave them as lower and lower quality with each iteration.

That "comic" is just dumb.
If you switch the 'x' with the word 'goat' it becomes substantially more funny, and proportionately less safe for work. (it's NSFW)
 

1/2 bent

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I read it laughing then saw it was in kcmo.. That by me. I had my truck and chain ready for my free bj.....adds gone
 

Miah

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What if someone takes the bj, but leaves the car? Would that make the deal more appealing? I mean we're talking a chevette here...

I saw the ad a few days ago while cruising CL, didn't think it'd become this newsworthy, just business as normal, right?
 

jevans64

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Whether I take the offer or not depends on how many teeth that chick has left in her mouth. Plenty of junk yards will take that POS off her hands AND pay her $100.
 

Quix

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Idiot, just call the scrap metal dealer. They'd have that thing hauled away before lunch. Around here all you need to do is put out anything made of metal and it disappears post haste.
 

whateverer

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That is the best troll post I've ever seen. It's just too perfect to be accidental.
 

rigurat

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You mean the car is for free? I'll take it then, break it down for spare parts to keep and sell some of the rest. Hold off on the oral thingy, I'm not single.
 

CaptNumbNutz

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Holy shit that is literally up the street from where I live less than a mile away. I drove past that car last weekend. I was wondering WTF it was.
 

d8lock

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Idiot, just call the scrap metal dealer. They'd have that thing hauled away before lunch. Around here all you need to do is put out anything made of metal and it disappears post haste.
Detroit?
 

Dekoth-E-

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Meh, not the worst I've seen. Seems kinda faked to be honest. It isn't hard to figure out that scrap metal places will not only pick it up for free, but actually pay you for it.
 

kidstechno3

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Condition: Fair?

If they lie about the condition of the car, I doubt the blowjob is real either.
 

xXaNaXx

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Idiot, just call the scrap metal dealer. They'd have that thing hauled away before lunch. Around here all you need to do is put out anything made of metal and it disappears post haste.
oh (s)he was trying to put out all right...it just (hopefully) wasn't made of metal :ROFLMAO:
 
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