I had just bought myself some Corsair RAM and was walking to my car when I was accosted by a pack of ruffians. I could tell that they intended violence upon my person, and so, thinking quickly, I dove behind a car, took out my Corsair RAM, and sharpened it to a razor's edge using a piece of flint conveniently located on the ground.
Using my sharpened RAM sticks and the skills I obtained in the many video games which my RAM has helped me play, I was able to take down the entire pack of ne'er-do-wells. This is why Corsair RAM kicks ass.
It kicks ass because its the only damned memory ive used that hasnt FAILED... thats all i can claim in my experience...9 years now... zero memory failures...the previous 7 years of computing... 4 different memory failures in my systems...nuff said