Conan Exiles' Endowment Slider Will Not Appear in Console Versions

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It appears that PC gamers have the biggest dongs, as Microsoft and Sony has cock-blocked the console versions of Conan Exiles by removing member customization. I wonder if this game is even any good, considering its sole claim to fame is adjusting penor size…

Microsoft's Xbox, like a strip club trying to build a sheen of respectability, will only feature top-half nudity. "Xbox has been pretty clear with us that it's not going to fly," says Bylos. "It's just going to be off by default I think. I don't know if partial nudity might be OK. We haven't spoken to Xbox about breasts. They do allow breasts in some of their games, but the penises definitely won't be there," he says with a shrug. "There was a lot of talk from our team in Japan – because the game is translated in a lot of languages – and the Japanese translation team said 'you'll be banned in Japan because you have penises. That's a flat out ban.' But we haven't heard anything."
 
Darunion said:
F***ing master race bs.

*throws his xbox in the trash*
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Uncircumsized dongs aside. The game is pretty good...assuming you play on a private server with good admins and low frequency douche baggery. Public servers seem to be jam packed with trollish 1x1 foundation placing jerks who like breaking the game. Hopefully Funcom brings on the building decay soon.
 
I've got a private server....maybe I label it [H] and invite the creme de la creme of the interwebz.
 
What did they expect?

Women have bitched for HOW long about "boob sliders"?

But HEAVEN FORBID they put a "schlong slider" in.

This
 
Makes me think of the classic RPG "FATAL." Legendarily bad and crude, there is a spectacular review of the game out there somewhere.
 
Megalith said:
and the Japanese translation team said 'you'll be banned in Japan because you have penises. That's a flat out ban.' But we haven't heard anything."
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The irony is that it's only banned in Japan because the US forced them to do it after WWII. It's the same reason why Japanese porn (intended for the Japanese market) always has the naughty bits pixelated-out.
 
sir-gold said:
The irony is that it's only banned in Japan because the US forced them to do it after WWII. It's the same reason why Japanese porn (intended for the Japanese market) always has the naughty bits pixelated-out.
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That's easily sidestepped with a 'tentacle' slider. . .
 
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