The rogue Intelsat satellite is not a real concern claims a spokeswoman from Comcast. Comcast, being the nation’s largest cable provider, has to have contingency plans in place for virtually any disaster or hiccup, but zombie satellites? That’s some [H] planning.The spokeswoman was also heard stating their plans involve a cricket bat, 12 gauge, and lots of cardio.
"We're frankly mystified by all the hubbub," she said.