Brazil Judge Orders The Arrest of Google President

BiH115 said:
Is that really your cat? Because he's hilarious looking LOL.
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Yeah, that's really him. He's my adorable, evil fuzzy freeloader. Though, this is more typical than his pirate impersonation:
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He just loves that blanket...I have to arrange it a certain way on "his" chair or he gets upset.
 
SkribbelKat said:
Yeah, that's really him. He's my adorable, evil fuzzy freeloader. Though, this is more typical than his pirate impersonation:
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He just loves that blanket...I have to arrange it a certain way on "his" chair or he gets upset.
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LOL...or he gets upset. Nice, nice. :D
 
I would have to say that Brazil is at least a top 3 producer of the world's hottest women.
 
XacTactX said:
You guys who are calling Brazil a socialist country, I have some statistics for you. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_inequality-adjusted_HDI

HDI is a combination of education, income, and life expectancy.

According to the report, the IHDI is a "measure of the average level of human development of people in a society once inequality is taken into account. It captures the HDI of the average person in society, which is less than the aggregate HDI when there is inequality in the distribution of health, education and income. Under perfect equality, the HDI and IHDI are equal; the greater the difference between the two, the greater the inequality." In that sense, "the IHDI is the actual level of human development (taking into account inequality), while the HDI can be viewed as an index of the potential human development that could be achieved if there is no inequality."

Socialist countries in Scandinavia only lose about 6% of their overall rank when you adjust for inequality. European countries and other advanced countries lose about 8% of their overall rank. Corporatist countries like the US lose about 15% of their overall rank. Brazil loses 27% of its overall rank.
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So Brazil hasn't learned to lie about its statistics like the other socialist countries have.

Brazil is closer to the banana republics of South America and the dictatorships of Africa than it is to any socialist country.
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You talk like those are somehow exclusive.
 
D4rkn3ss said:
LOL it does sound like that but its not like it sounds ^^ ah ok i guess i have to explain a little, will try to keep it short so is not boring :D

im 30, single (by choice, never could stay faithfull to a single woman), studied until 26, did it all the way, couldnt swallow those ridiculous fantasia BS from religion not even when i was little (i think i believed in santa though) so no afterlife and reincarnation for me (if it was like that i would setup a nice bank account and alternate between working and living on a beach through reincarnations), i always liked to read books, about mostly everything, so i was reading one of those plato dialogues (the republic), i guess it was in 2003, and reached somewhere in that book the conclusion that if youre forced to work everyday to maintain a living, youre nothing but a common slave... well that bothered me so later in 2009 i managed to set up my own business, a small business, worked a few months very hard to manage to set it on autopilot, have two employees, and being working about two days a week ever since, dont even remember how a alarm clock sound anymore.

basically im not an ant, im a conscious being, if the rest of the world wants to believe in jesus, marry and have children and slave themselves working just to die later because other people do the same, fuck them, theres free will, so im claiming mine, i could expand my business and make a lot of money but i choose to be able to have free time above all, life's is too short and i hate alarm clocks.

phew! haha! :D

and oh, i just fucking looooove those worthless dumbfucks from the brazilian public service as you might have already guessed... :rolleyes:
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People find fulfillment in different ways. Glad yours way works for you.
 
BiH115 said:
LOL...or he gets upset. Nice, nice. :D
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It's true! And the most frustrating part is that, once the blanket is arranged nicely, he messes it up while he's on it, pulling it with his teeth to turn it into a lumpy disaster before going to sleep. Afterwards, he actually bites me on the ankle and swats at me to fix it for him. The first few times, I had no idea what he wanted until he pulled the messed up blanket off his chair and then went back and forth between smacking me and sitting next to the blanket to glare at me until I fixed it in the correct way. He's such a brat sometimes, but mostly, he's just a big, sweet ball of furry love.
 
XacTactX said:
You guys who are calling Brazil a socialist country, I have some statistics for you. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_inequality-adjusted_HDI

HDI is a combination of education, income, and life expectancy.

According to the report, the IHDI is a "measure of the average level of human development of people in a society once inequality is taken into account. It captures the HDI of the average person in society, which is less than the aggregate HDI when there is inequality in the distribution of health, education and income. Under perfect equality, the HDI and IHDI are equal; the greater the difference between the two, the greater the inequality." In that sense, "the IHDI is the actual level of human development (taking into account inequality), while the HDI can be viewed as an index of the potential human development that could be achieved if there is no inequality."

Socialist countries in Scandinavia only lose about 6% of their overall rank when you adjust for inequality. European countries and other advanced countries lose about 8% of their overall rank. Corporatist countries like the US lose about 15% of their overall rank. Brazil loses 27% of its overall rank.

Brazil is closer to the banana republics of South America and the dictatorships of Africa than it is to any socialist country.
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You really don't get it, do you?
The government is corrupt. CORRUPT. Do you understand that word?
it means the party has a stated philosophy, its part of their manifesto, it doesn't mean they are good at it, or even care about it. Corruption takes precedence over anything. When you understand that, you will understand 3rd world governments. (and maybe even your own...)
 
SkribbelKat said:
It's true! And the most frustrating part is that, once the blanket is arranged nicely, he messes it up while he's on it, pulling it with his teeth to turn it into a lumpy disaster before going to sleep. Afterwards, he actually bites me on the ankle and swats at me to fix it for him. The first few times, I had no idea what he wanted until he pulled the messed up blanket off his chair and then went back and forth between smacking me and sitting next to the blanket to glare at me until I fixed it in the correct way. He's such a brat sometimes, but mostly, he's just a big, sweet ball of furry love.
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LOL wow, that's one smart cat, and an a-hole, like mine. Almost looks the same, mine's a darker hue of orange. :cool:
 
SkribbelKat said:
It's true! And the most frustrating part is that, once the blanket is arranged nicely, he messes it up while he's on it, pulling it with his teeth to turn it into a lumpy disaster before going to sleep. Afterwards, he actually bites me on the ankle and swats at me to fix it for him. The first few times, I had no idea what he wanted until he pulled the messed up blanket off his chair and then went back and forth between smacking me and sitting next to the blanket to glare at me until I fixed it in the correct way. He's such a brat sometimes, but mostly, he's just a big, sweet ball of furry love.
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So basically when you said "my kitty", you actually meant "the kitty to whom I belong", or "my supreme master and overlord to which I must obey". :D
 
SkribbelKat said:
Yeah, that's really him. He's my adorable, evil fuzzy freeloader. Though, this is more typical than his pirate impersonation:
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He just loves that blanket...I have to arrange it a certain way on "his" chair or he gets upset.
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You realize who's boss!
 
Tudz said:
So basically when you said "my kitty", you actually meant "the kitty to whom I belong", or "my supreme master and overlord to which I must obey". :D
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You know how the old saying goes ... "Dogs have owners, Cats have servants" :D
 
BiH115 said:
LOL wow, that's one smart cat, and an a-hole, like mine. Almost looks the same, mine's a darker hue of orange. :cool:
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Yup, he's a very smart kitty. In fact, he's probably the smartest one I've known personally. It's sometimes scary to see his reasoning powers and I think his smacking at the mouse cursor on the screen is just a way to throw me off so I keep thinking, "Aw, you're so kyoooote!" He likes [H]ard|Forum the most for doing that kinda thing, by the way, I think because the mouse cursor is easier to see on darker backgrounds.

Tudz said:
So basically when you said "my kitty", you actually meant "the kitty to whom I belong", or "my supreme master and overlord to which I must obey". :D
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KENNYB said:
You realize who's boss!
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Yup, I've resigned myself to my place as his personal serving staff. It's okay though, his mind control methods keep me from thinking it's a bad thing. :)
 
LeviathanZERO said:
Are you an idiot?
Partido da Social Democracia Brasileira the previous party in power. Socialist. The current heading party that is in power (Dilma as president) is Partido dos Trabalhadores whos entire philsophy is a thing called petismo, which is another word for socialism.

You have no idea what you are trying to talk about.
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Well, it seems to me that you may not know what socialism is, and I can assure you that PSDB is not socialist, they actually have a liberal agenda and showed that when they privatized all Communications companies, mining companies and roads. Social Democracy =/= Socialist. About PT, it started as a socialist party, but it barely has any resemblance to what it was, just check how many of its socialist members have gone to PSOL and PCdoB, and you'll understand the difference.
 
sviola said:
Well, it seems to me that you may not know what socialism is, and I can assure you that PSDB is not socialist, they actually have a liberal agenda and showed that when they privatized all Communications companies, mining companies and roads. Social Democracy =/= Socialist. About PT, it started as a socialist party, but it barely has any resemblance to what it was, just check how many of its socialist members have gone to PSOL and PCdoB, and you'll understand the difference.
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http://hardforum.com/showpost.php?p=1039176518&postcount=47
 
Starcrossed said:
Everyone thinks that their cat is the smartest. :cool:
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Hey, I was really careful about phrasing that. I said that he's the smartest cat I've known of personally. That doesn't mean there aren't smarter kitties out there, but most of the cats I've owned were kind of dumb by comparison.
 
SkribbelKat said:
Hey, I was really careful about phrasing that. I said that he's the smartest cat I've known of personally. That doesn't mean there aren't smarter kitties out there, but most of the cats I've owned were kind of dumb by comparison.
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Hehe, well, I'll take your word for it. I'm sure he is phenomenally intelligent.
 
Starcrossed said:
Hehe, well, I'll take your word for it. I'm sure he is phenomenally intelligent.
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He's a SUPER GENIUS! You should see his evil laboratory where he creates his demonic zombie robots from the souls of deceased toaster ovens. It's very scary and not many cats know how to summon and trap toaster oven souls.
 
SkribbelKat said:
He's a SUPER GENIUS! You should see his evil laboratory where he creates his demonic zombie robots from the souls of deceased toaster ovens. It's very scary and not many cats know how to summon and trap toaster oven souls.
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Certain a feat that few dare to entertain.
 
cdr_74_premium said:
Well, that's the only proven solution to this clusterfuck called Brazil.

Can't wait to GTFO here.
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I dunno, I think the people I've met online who are from Brazil are generally nice. There might be goverment issues, but the individual people aren't really any different than anyone else.

Ducman69 said:
A brazilian what? And how many is a brazilian anyway; is it a thousand kajilion?
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It's somewhere between bajillion and quadratillion, of course. :p
 
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