Forget research and long wordy articles, just give me a funny picture with an unverified quote and you got my attention.
Did you know that medicine will kill you but my special avocado lemonade mixed with urine will cure you of every ailment that expensive medicine definitely won't cure you of? Did you know that everyone who died, most likely took medicine at some point in their life, which definitely killed them?
for a low low price of $20,000 a month you can have all the Avocado Lemonade Urine you want and you definitely won't die of anything.
*picture of hot girl drinking something*