BF3 Early Access Xbox 360 Beta Key

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Ohmycaptain

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Hey guys, I got in e-mail today from EA with a BF3 Beta key for Xbox 360. Unfortunately, I sold my Xbox like... a year ago. Can't use it on PC. So, the funniest post in this thread by 5:00pm est gets it for free. :rolleyes:
 
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Did you hear the one about the guy who got a beta key for some console game?

Me neither.
 
I've changed my mind - the funniest post I see by 5:00pm est will win the key, rather than the first person to make me laugh.
 
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
 
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
 
What do you do with a year's worth of used condoms? Melt them, turn them into tire and call it a goodyear.
 
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.
 
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