Battle with the hacker continues.

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and make sure your network card has enough coolant to keep it running. and keep your fork, cuz there's pie!
 
One solution:

1. Find weapon of choice, something large perhaps a sledgehammer.
2. Unplug said pc and take pc out back.
3. Let computer know that you are fed up with it's problems.

4. Beat the hell out of it.

Problem solved.

For an added bonus:
1. Take said original poster of this thread out back
2. Beat the hell out of him.

2 problems solved.
 
i, unfortuneately, dont think people can be banned for being n00bs and completely ignorant....or can they?

once again i say, this thread seriously needs to be locked.
 
Scorpionjwp said:
One solution:

1. Find weapon of choice, something large perhaps a sledgehammer.
2. Unplug said pc and take pc out back.
3. Let computer know that you are fed up with it's problems.

4. Beat the hell out of it.

Problem solved.

For an added bonus:
1. Take said original poster of this tread out back
2. Beat the hell out of it.

2 problems solved.
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Genius.

Not sure if this will put you on good terms with the mods though, Gibzilla. IBTL
 
My own quote to this thread going just off topic:

He who hacks his own computer is the one being Hacked!

Please someone for the Love of God, lock this thread
 
Scorpionjwp said:
One solution:

1. Find weapon of choice, something large perhaps a sledgehammer.
2. Unplug said pc and take pc out back.
3. Let computer know that you are fed up with it's problems.
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lololol security holes!

and if that doesn't work, then resort to fire!

 
draconius said:
lololol security holes!

and if that doesn't work, then resort to fire!
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Maybe I am off base here, but isn't the firewall supposed to take care of security holes?
 
yeah I stopped using asus since they always include virus with their software, and they hack my comp a lot.
 
Awesome legendary thread. Keeps me and my coworkers entertained at work during lunch.

The over-sensitive oscilloscope in the lab has been nicknamed "Gibzilla", as a matter of fact.
 
For those of you that missed it, Gibzilla is already banned.

All because he was warned by Lethal to quit making threads like this full of useless crap.
 
yeah, if you ever wanted a thread to raise your post count in...look not further.

If I ever start taking movies of my router links blinking take me out back and 86 me.
 
All of you people are brilliant! The creator of this website is the smartest person ever though! Great Idea to start a website pretending to help people, and be full of nerdy 13 year old's full of genious, sarcastic, smart ass remarks, and exploit people who have legit problems, but not really help them! One flaw though, if all of you are so freaking smart, how come nobody helped him, or figured out the problem? I understand nobody here believes him, but don't post replies if you aren't smart enough to help! I know my reply will probably be deleted, but good riddance!
 
thadpg said:
how come nobody helped him, or figured out the problem?
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thadpg said:
I understand nobody here believes him
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What I don't understand is why you posted a question and then in the next sentence answered your own question.
 
thadpg said:
All of you people are brilliant! The creator of this website is the smartest person ever though! Great Idea to start a website pretending to help people, and be full of nerdy 13 year old's full of genious, sarcastic, smart ass remarks, and exploit people who have legit problems, but not really help them! One flaw though, if all of you are so freaking smart, how come nobody helped him, or figured out the problem? I understand nobody here believes him, but don't post replies if you aren't smart enough to help! I know my reply will probably be deleted, but good riddance!
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If you had read the whole thread before posting this obviously well thought out reply, you would have seen that quite a few did try and help him....
 
thadpg said:
All of you people are brilliant! The creator of this website is the smartest person ever though! Great Idea to start a website pretending to help people, and be full of nerdy 13 year old's full of genious, sarcastic, smart ass remarks, and exploit people who have legit problems, but not really help them! One flaw though, if all of you are so freaking smart, how come nobody helped him, or figured out the problem? I understand nobody here believes him, but don't post replies if you aren't smart enough to help! I know my reply will probably be deleted, but good riddance!
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Ok doing a quick search via the search tool at the top at the forum, next to [H]ard|OCP link. Will you search by Gibzilla as thread starter, does it comes up with replies by Lethal.

Lethal said:
Gibzilla, you can stop with posting pointless crap. Your user notes are piling up and you're verging on permanent vacation status, capiche?
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And it does also hint that 5 threads He started seemed by be locked because of Stupid crap he didn't need help with, Or perhaps he already knew the answer
 
Unlike previous keystroke logger programs used by the FBI, Magic Lantern can reportedly be installed remotely, via an e-mail attachment or "by exploiting common operating system vulnerabilities". It has been variously described as a virus and a Trojan horse. It is not known how the program might store or communicate the recorded keystrokes.
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Yet the software magically manifests itself before he's even connected to the internet.

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Aelfgeft said:
Yet the software magically manifests itself before he's even connected to the internet.
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I don't see where you get that? It says that the software could be installed using common exploits for your OS. Not that hard to understand, since most malware does that.
 
drizzt81 said:
I don't see where you get that? It says that the software could be installed using common exploits for your OS. Not that hard to understand, since most malware does that.
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I've never seen an exploit for both linux AND windows as the OP suggests
 
pigster said:
I've never seen an exploit for both linux AND windows as the OP suggests
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"common" in that Wiki article could easily mean "frequent" or "not rare" instead of "common to all OS's". And yes, we all know that the OP is having a joke on us.
 
drizzt81 said:
I don't see where you get that? It says that the software could be installed using common exploits for your OS. Not that hard to understand, since most malware does that.
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I'm talking about how the software manifests itself the moment after he's formatted the fucking thing, reinstalled, and not yet made any connection whatsoever to anything other than a monitor, keyboard, and mouse.

Maaaagic.

Can't somebody track this muppet's IP down and make a kiddy porn call? :p
 
This thread has gone on long enough. Plenty of info has been posted to help out.

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