Bacon Cologne

[HardOCP News]

I am often asked "how are you so successful with the ladies Steve?" Well, the answer is simple my friends....bacon cologne.

 

[Azhar]

With a Labrador in the house? No thanks :-P

 

[k1pp3r]

With a Labrador in the house? No thanks :-P

Just means you get more play!

 

[mullet]

Finally something to go with my eggs cologne.

 

[Dekoth-E-]

Ewwwww

I love bacon and all but, Gross...I seriously would not want to wreak of the stuff.

 

[mjcutri]

I think it'd work better as a perfume than a cologne...I know the smell of bacon always gets my attention

 

[Trackr]

I hate bacon, but I like the smell.

Just don't think I'd want to smell like it.

 

[Betaboy1983]

Or you could just work part time in the AM hours as a short order cook, hehe.

 

[kattana]

i would think bacon cologne would only attract other men

now if thats what your after.. OK then

 

[robothunter]

I wan't some cologne that make me smell like Kevin Bacon. Six degrees of puntang. That what I'm talking about

 

[FrgMstr]

Finally something to go with my eggs cologne.

"Eggs Cologne," that is a fart, right?

 

[LeninGHOLA]

60% of the time, it works every time.

 

[zoobaby]

I am often asked "how are you so successful with the ladies Steve?" Well, the answer is simple my friends....bacon cologne.

You should be more worried about the fatties attacking you while they are trying to find the source of the bacon smell.

 

[jo0minator]

mmmmh bacon. now people will always get hungry when they smell you

 

[HardOCP News]

*sniff* *sniff*

"Steve are you wearing bacon cologne?"

"no"


awkward silence.

 

[Kangg]

Wouldn't this be better as a perfume for the ladies? She'd have tons of guys around her smelling that heavenly scent......

 

[ir0nw0lf]

Wouldn't this be better as a perfume for the ladies? She'd have tons of guys around her smelling that heavenly scent......

I believe Taco Bell already has the dubious honor of doing that in a commercial not too long ago with the bacon lovers burrito thingy and the woman putting it in her purse. But I see where that might actually work. Men are genetically attracted to the smell of pork products lol.

PS, my cats would go ape shiz if I had some of this on.

 

[EvilWays]

I wan't some cologne that make me smell like Kevin Bacon. Six degrees of puntang. That what I'm talking about

So if Kevin Bacon work Kevin Bacon scented cologne, would that be like dividing by zero, or a new zeroth degree of Kevin Bacon?

 

[EvilWays]

Wow, can't speel today. work=wore

 

[xxEIEIOxx]

I have a bad feeling that this would only attract other guys...

 

[Retronym]

I have a bad feeling that this would only attract other guys...

Taco Bell has confirmed this with a recent commercial.

 

[rivertown_rat]

*sniff* *sniff*

"Steve are you wearing bacon cologne?"

"no"


awkward silence.

Thanks, you made me spit my soda all over the keyboard!

 

[griff30]

I don't want guys humping my leg.
Maybe as a perfume.

 

[Mad Cat]

Wow, can't speel today.

Oh, the irony!

This would be how women could draw any hungry man to their evil clutches... and full men are already doing that, so soon they'll rule the world!

 

[mustang_steve]

Nice, now I can smell like Bacon without the greasespots where the grease leakage got onto my clothes. It's also a bitch to clean duct tape reside off the skin daily.....

 

[Sniviler]

Bought and sold by law enforcement all around the world.

 

[ir0nw0lf]

I suppose this image was going to come up at some point lol:

 

[TheGeekFreek]

Perfect for making College Roomates wake up to false hopes!

I used to use brownie candles for the same purpose

 

[orangeperoxide]

lol

but what happened to lady gagas blood perfume?

 

[drakken]

I'd think if you want women you make it smell like chocolate...

 

[Phoenix333]

When I saw this all I could think of are those first-person doggie nose-cam Beggin' Strips commercials. "Bacon! Bacon! I SMELL BACON!"

This will surely end bad for people.

 

[SUPERGT]